I'm telling you, this guy is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Monster and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said "they contain my full power so i don't completely sh*t on these kids" then he bunny hopped out the door

Now taking applications for a gf. You must be:

1.Female

2.Age 16-23

3. Japanese (exceptions will be made for white girls if small and skinny)

4. Willing to do as I ask

5. Have an IQ lower than mine (164)

6. Have 0 male friends

7. Cook 3 meals for me a day

8. Be willing to split the bill on a date

9. Be into kinky stuff (will discuss in PM)

10. Send nudes every day I do not see you nude in person

11. Have sex with me as I ask

12. Be on birth control (condoms make me feel trapped, I simply can’t find anything that fits)

13. Ideally not have a job

14. Install a tracking app on your phone so that I know your location at all points

I am a kind gentlemen who will protect you at all times and in return all i ask is you pledge yourself to me. Please message me if you feel you fit this quota.

I'm Adolf Hitler, and this is my death camp. I work here with commander, and my director, Joseph Goebbels. Everything here has a star and a shower. One thing I've learned in the past 21 years, you never know what is going to come off that train.

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his tiny hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and ran away. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

i ♥♥♥♥ing love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥ing kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life

Desktop
📁Local Disk (D:)
└📁Steam
⠀└📁steamapps
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⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter Strike Global Offensive
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⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
📁USB (E:)
└📁CS:GO Cheats
⠀└⠀✅AimBot
⠀└⠀✅Bhops
⠀└⠀✅Aimlock
⠀└⠀✅Triggerbot

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Happy New Year ! :)

I'm Adolf Hitler, and this is my death camp. I work here with commander, and my director, Joseph Goebbels. Everything here has a star and a shower. One thing I've learned in the past 21 years, you never know what is going to come off that train.

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- 5x Bananas £7.00
- 5x Cucumbers £4.00
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