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whats poppin in that peppermint 🍬🔴⚪️ ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍑💦 u little snowhoe ❄️👅👀🎄 DICKCEMBER 🎄 is almost 👌🏼here 🚨🍆🍒 and the only way to stay warm is to ride daddy’s christmASS tree 🎄🍑✔️ all month long until his SAP comes out 🍺👅💦💯 but don’t forget ❌❌ to lick off any syrup 🌬🍯 from daddy’s HARD candy cane 🍭😩 if u wanna get RAWED 🚼🍆😩😏 under the mistleHOE 🌿 send this to 2️⃣5️⃣ of ur thickest elves 👩🏽👩🏾 if u get 0️⃣ back then you’re an UNGLY GRINCH 😷😴 if u get 🔟😋back ur a BAD JINGLE BELL ♥♥♥♥♥ 🔥🙌🏾 if u get 2️⃣0️⃣ back 😏 then get ready for daddy claus and st DICKolas on christmAss eve 🎄❗️🎄 share in 6️⃣9️⃣😉💦 seconds or u won’t get be gettin ♥♥♥♥♥♥ down 😱 in 2️⃣❗️0️⃣❗️1️⃣❗️7️⃣❗️

My buddy Keith lived in a graveyard once for a whole year. It wasn't a dare or nothin', he just got kicked out of his house. He said he NEVER saw a single ghost 'cept for this one time when a ghost stabbed him from behind and took all his money, and he might've just been a homeless guy, 'cause he had a robe on with two eyes cut out his face.

help i love winona too much

That's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awesome that you've seen that movie, dude!

I thought I was supposed to be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥