idk what's wrong with your computer chen, i can definitely say butt here

why is the female reproductive organ censored

i dont eat ♥♥♥♥♥, im fasting

@everyone, please do not announce to the server when you are going to go masturbate, this has been a reoccurring issue and I’m not sure why some people have such underdeveloped that they think a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that, nobody is going to be impressed and give you a high five, especially considering where that hand has been, I don’t wanna add this to the rules since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on, if it occurs you will be warned and additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of mod staff, thanks.

As I exited my vehicle to walk into work I caught scent of a female in heat 73.35 meters upwind. Because of the fog I couldn't see her yet but judging by the scent she was mid twenties, and healthy. My ultra attunated hearing was able to pick up her gait, which put her at about 5'6". My mind, free of the constraints of porn and indecent imagery, was able to calculate her weight based on the ripple in the testosterone continuum produced by her footsteps as she walked away from me.
Being that I was 10 minutes early for work, I made chase and followed her through the fog still without visual contact. I was like a pilot navigating the white abyss by instrument alone. I was trailing her about 130m behind when I sensed her phone vibrate in her purse through the pavement. Holding my ear to the ground I was able to faintly pick up on the conversation she was having with beta BF. Based on the annoyed tone in her voice I knew now was the time to strike.

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