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probably hallucinating."
-- The Firesign Theatre, _Everything you know is Wrong_
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Sometimes the only thing you could do for people was to be there.
(Soul Music)
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As flies to wanton boys are we to the gods; they kill us for their sport.
-- Shakespeare, "King Lear"
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Humor in the Court:
Q: (Showing man picture.) That's you?
A: Yes, sir.
Q: And you were present when the picture was taken, right?
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Politics makes strange bedfellows, and journalism makes strange politics.
-- Amy Gorin
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You seek to shield those you love and you like the role of the provider.
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This life is yours. Some of it was given to you; the rest, you made yourself.
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They said the same thing about Urkle; that little snot. Boy I'd like
to smack that kid.
-- Homer Simpson
Bart Gets Famous
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