After a nice shave I like to get out of a cold shower, then rest the shrunken ♥♥♥♥ and balls on the palm of my hand, then running over and yelling to my spouse that I found a baby bird.

Prophet: "I would love some ♥♥♥♥"

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Called me to wish me a Merry Christmas

Humans did have bones there too at one point. My anthropology professor said she wanted to write a book about bones in our penis.

LOL

Before you go crying racist, hear me out. How can people who submit to Sharia law fit into a culture that celebrates hard-livin’outlaws like Waylon Jennings, Johnny Paycheck, and the Redheaded Stranger himself, Willie Nelson?
From what I hear, their Muhammad don’t hold no truck with alcohol, period. Not a six-pack of light beer, not a little moonshine you snuck from your grandpappy’s still—nothing. Hell, they’d probably stone a man to death just for going shot-for-shot with a drinking buddy at the roadhouse.
Look, Muslims can do whatever they want back in their homeland, but over here, we cherish our freedoms, like the right to boo and hurl bottles at the stage if the band does something I don’t agree with, such as throwing a John Denver tune into their set. That’s simple freedom of expression.