Words of success COD player :

Last night, I got your girl into Last Stand. I used Deep Impact to Double Tap her Bouncing Bettys. She sucked me like she had Iron Lungs, I am glad I had Juggernaut. We went all night using Extreme Conditioning. Her Sleight Of Hand got me to Sonic Boom all over her face. Luckily for her I used Steady Aim so none of it went on her hair. We went round for round because I was packing Bandolier and you didn't hear us because we were both using Dead Silence.

How i met my love:

Gambol GN: yo
VerTu Widdl: yo
I want to ♥♥♥♥ u sweet Widdl
VerTu Widdl: i just noticed that
VerTu Widdl: its kinda sad that these nerds try to kill enemys while they spin in a shooter game
VerTu Widdl: and much worse is that we edit that

High Vezh//L7: once i walked into my mums room and found a dildo under her pillow
High Vezh//L7: it was the size of a hellstorm missile
Genius Gambol: AHHAAHAHAHAHAHA
Genius Gambol: im crying
Genius Gambol: xD

Purplehaze: u smoke
Purplehaze: weed
Purplehaze: ?
Gambol B-DAY: not weed
Purplehaze: kk
Purplehaze: i never edit when im not stoned lol
Gambol B-DAY: lel
Purplehaze: trust me
Purplehaze: ull get some more motivation xDF

Vezh: u know sometimes i finger my butthole ?
Vezh: when i get hitmark on cod
NoA Gambol 47: emmm
NoA Gambol 47: why not?
Vezh: :D
Vezh: because it is itchy
NoA Gambol 47: i do that all tim
Vezh: LOL