Recent reviews by full bladder

Better than the second one.
It colored my soul.

First one was better.
This game feels like multiple people with different visions made it.
I think the inkt corp got their hands on this.

There are very few games that I have played that was so bad and boring that I needed to write a review. This is one of those games.

Do not buy it if you value your time. I have never been so bored playing an FPS. I hated Metro Exodus, but I would rather play that game than this again.

The game itself is fine if you are 4 to 17 years old. For a grown hairy man like me, the game is boring, bland and soulless. I have a tendency to puke violently when I play awful games and in my first minutes of playing I have done just that. This game makes me light headed and fatigued from the lack of game in this game.
Let alone how the bugs in this game completely ruin the whole map. Lots of features do not work, or are there for no reason. The restaurant for example, you cannot eat the food that you buy there. If this is a role-play game, how come I cannot eat and drink in the place I bought it from. One time I had a bug where when I sat in any seat, the invisible barber lady asked me if I wanted to get my hair cut or colored.

But, then again, it could be just me.

awful, bland, souless, I want to cry.

This game was optimized by inbred Russian/Chinese 11 year olds. It made my carpal tunnel do a twister and gave me eye cancer.