-rep touched me.

+rep you ever have that moment when you see someone and fall deeply in love? that"s what happened to me when I saw Mr. Forester here ^_^. I started talking to him and he led me into a 5 star hotel and sat me down on the bed! First, he showed me his little friend! I said hi and petted it so much until it was drooling all over me! Then he showed me how to use it! ~_~ It felt so good and was really long! I got really excited and released some cool liquid I"ve never seen before! It was super cool. Unfortunately afterwards he said he"s never releasing me from his grasp and ever since I"ve been forced to "relax" him after his 8 hour work shifts daily for the past 5 years. His special friend makes it worth it every time though! He told me next time he"s going to show me the Eiffel Tower! I don"t know how because we"re in Texas and not in Paris but oh well

(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ Dear Weebs in the chat, you are sugoi. Whatever is going on in your kokoro right now, please know that you are kawaii and your story is not a filler. You are loved (◕‿◕✿)

-rep took me into his deep dark basement and tied me up. I couldnt see a single thing except for all of his disgusting anime wallpapers everywhere. Everywhere. He came down with his long katana and looked me straight in the eye and was getting ready to take my dongers. I coulnd"t lose my dongers, but he sliced open the dongerinio and that was the end...

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It"s really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don"t know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don"t worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i"m really shy I don"t go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

-rep this guy tried to scam me :(