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ㅤ* Two vampires walked into a bar and called for the landlord. "I'll have a glass of blood", said one. "I'll have a glass of plasma", said the other. "Okay", replied the landlord, "That'll be one blood and one blood lite."
ㅤ* A neutron walks into a pub. "I'd like a beer", he says. The landlord promptly serves him a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the landlord, "No charge."
ㅤ* Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
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