fright night's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Sep @ 2:50pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Sep @ 4:00pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Sep @ 9:29pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 19 Sep @ 6:34pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 Sep @ 10:05am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 Sep @ 7:04am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Sep @ 5:17am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Oct @ 4:59pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Oct @ 10:02pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 12:25pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 12:26pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 2:59pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:32pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 18 Sep @ 2:19pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Sep @ 2:21pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Sep @ 2:30pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Sep @ 2:44pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Sep @ 3:12pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 19 Sep @ 10:02am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 19 Sep @ 6:34pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 20 Sep @ 2:56pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Sep @ 12:10am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Sep @ 5:17am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 26 Sep @ 3:45am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 26 Sep @ 3:45am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 26 Sep @ 3:45am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 18 Sep @ 2:21pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 18 Sep @ 2:53pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 18 Sep @ 4:19pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 19 Sep @ 1:32am

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 18 Sep @ 2:17pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 18 Sep @ 2:18pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 18 Sep @ 2:52pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 19 Sep @ 10:06am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 30 Sep @ 10:09am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 18 Sep @ 2:31pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 18 Sep @ 2:19pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 18 Sep @ 9:26pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 19 Sep @ 10:23am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 18 Sep @ 2:22pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 18 Sep @ 9:16pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 19 Sep @ 12:06pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 18 Sep @ 2:44pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 19 Sep @ 10:48am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 22 Sep @ 4:16am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 18 Sep @ 2:33pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 19 Sep @ 10:05am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 20 Sep @ 10:30am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 19 Sep @ 10:02am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 25 Sep @ 4:31pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 7:24am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 19 Sep @ 10:52pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 29 Sep @ 4:46pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 7:23am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 20 Sep @ 10:05am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 1 Oct @ 9:30pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 12:35pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 24 Sep @ 12:10am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 6:12am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 12:43pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:11pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:14pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 2:17pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 18 Sep @ 9:46pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 20 Sep @ 11:32am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 26 Sep @ 3:43am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 26 Sep @ 4:02am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 18 Sep @ 2:50pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 19 Sep @ 11:33am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 18 Sep @ 9:16pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 19 Sep @ 12:25pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 4:02am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 1 Oct @ 7:22am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 5:53am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 6 Oct @ 8:11pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 20 Sep @ 5:09pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 5:53am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 25 Sep @ 12:07pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 15 Oct @ 9:41pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:44am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 30 Sep @ 10:47am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 29 Sep @ 3:47am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 7:21am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 3:16pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 29 Sep @ 4:46pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 4:57pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 19 Sep @ 10:52pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 22 Sep @ 12:22pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Oct @ 6:51pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 26 Sep @ 7:26am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 1 Oct @ 6:58pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 5:53am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 6 Oct @ 7:03pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 3:50pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 3:50pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 4 Oct @ 3:10am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 3:50pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 4 Oct @ 3:10am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 10 Dec @ 12:16am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 30 Sep @ 10:33am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 6:53am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 1 Oct @ 6:52pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 2:03pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 11:52am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 11:53am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 11:53am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:29pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 30 Sep @ 10:09am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 12:35pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:44pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 1:03pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 12:52pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 1:03pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:41pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 6 Oct @ 5:53pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:26pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 16 Oct @ 4:23pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 24 Sep @ 7:04am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 2:45pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:29pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 2:57pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 4:34pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 10:00am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:51pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 2:11pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 2:15pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 2:16pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 2:17pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 2:28pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 Sep @ 9:02pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 29 Sep @ 11:52am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 12:42pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:59pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 12:34pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 1 Oct @ 8:52pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 12:37pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 7:16am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 11:55am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:28pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:44pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 2:17pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 2:29pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 3:08pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 7:59am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 1:07pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 10:42am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 1:05pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 3:30pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 4 Oct @ 6:49am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 6 Oct @ 6:07pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 6 Oct @ 6:26pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 10 Oct @ 12:31pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 29 Sep @ 3:47am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 18 Sep @ 3:03pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 20 Sep @ 11:09am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 25 Sep @ 4:31pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 7:27am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 12:43pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 18 Sep @ 9:16pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 21 Sep @ 9:38am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:29pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 12:43pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 12:55pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 19 Sep @ 10:02am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 22 Sep @ 1:13pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Oct @ 6:54pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 12:46pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 11:55am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:05pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:15pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:30pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 2:22pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 3:51pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 3:43pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 3:36pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 3:54pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 3:51pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 3:54pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 3:54pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 4:56pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:00pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 4:59pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:00pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:20pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:00pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 26 Sep @ 3:45am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:53pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:33pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 4:16pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 11:58am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 12:33pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 3:27pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 11:55am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 11:55am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:02pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:59pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 1:03pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 2:33pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 2:38pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 3:51pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 3:57pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 4:22pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:10pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 11:54am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:40pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 2:28pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 2:36pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 3:55pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 4:17pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:00pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:19pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Oct @ 5:17pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Oct @ 10:02pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 6:53am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 12:25pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 12:26pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 2:41pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 10:00am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 11:52am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:10pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 1:36pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 2:23pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:24pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 6 Oct @ 5:52pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Oct @ 6:11pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 6:55am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 4:21pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 3:01pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 2:15pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 4:35pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 3:47pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 11:57am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:28pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:49pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 2:17pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 2:39pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 2:42pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 3:52pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 4:22pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 4:30pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:00pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:01pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 19 Sep @ 1:06am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 26 Sep @ 3:43am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 4:08am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 23 Sep @ 9:29pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 16 Oct @ 1:21pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 17 Oct @ 8:53am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 7 Oct @ 9:21am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:29pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:02pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 2:33pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 3:12pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 3:49pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 3:52pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 4:56pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:25pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:25pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:59pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 2:19pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 2:33pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 2:44pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 3:51pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 4:22pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 4:26pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:00pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:01pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:21pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:25pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:40pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:00pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:41pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:16pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:00pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:24pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:33pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:26pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:41pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:08pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:09pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:58pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:08pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:20pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:27pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 1 Oct @ 7:22am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 26 Sep @ 7:13am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 1 Oct @ 10:41am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Unlocked 1 Oct @ 10:41am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:29pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 12:43pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 11:59am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 2:24pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 3:51pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 4:59pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:25pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:41pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 2:31pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:25pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:52pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 12:26pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 2:18pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 3:56pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 4:33pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 2:42pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 3:26pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 3:56pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 4:23pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 4:29pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:01pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:01pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:25pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:25pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:41pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:48pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:52pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:15pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 4:23pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 4:25pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:00pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:01pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:24pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:25pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:40pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:41pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:41pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:15pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:18pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:00pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:32pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 4:59pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:15pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:18pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:24pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:50pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:05pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:26pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:58pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 2:59pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 11:52am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:33pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:33pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:28pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:12pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:59pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:25pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:41pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:02pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:36pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 4 Oct @ 3:10am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Oct @ 5:58pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 21 Oct @ 11:40am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 2 Dec @ 4:23pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 21 Sep @ 9:29pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:26pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:26pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:00pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:24pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:25pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:26pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:41pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:50pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:02pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:16pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:59pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:03pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:09pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Oct @ 6:21am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Oct @ 6:37am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 1 Oct @ 10:02pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 12:53pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:14pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 2:37pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 3:57pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:01pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:25pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:25pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:17pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:34pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Oct @ 10:18am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 2:32pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:25pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:58pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:53pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Oct @ 10:11am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:26pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 12:31pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 6 Oct @ 8:50pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 12:26pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 11:52am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 2:10pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 3:51pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 4:59pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:25pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:41pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:17pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:03pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Oct @ 10:27am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Oct @ 1:15pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 2:45pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:26pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:58pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:12pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:40pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:20pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Oct @ 10:26am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Oct @ 6:14pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Oct @ 7:41am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Oct @ 12:10pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 17 Oct @ 8:40am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 21 Oct @ 5:25am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 7 Oct @ 8:12am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 10 Oct @ 12:30pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 10 Oct @ 12:29pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 10 Oct @ 12:29pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 10 Oct @ 12:29pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 4:56pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:23pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:58pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Oct @ 6:21am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Oct @ 5:25am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Oct @ 7:02am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Dec @ 4:51pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:40pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:48pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:43pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:26pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:42pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:43pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:53pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:07pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:18pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:04pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:35pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:03pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Oct @ 6:36am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Oct @ 10:17am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Oct @ 1:17pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Oct @ 2:59pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Oct @ 8:20pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 17 Oct @ 1:52pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 7 Oct @ 3:32pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Oct @ 10:26am

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:51pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:04pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:22pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:25pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:00pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:35pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:40pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Oct @ 10:16am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 6 Oct @ 10:20am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Oct @ 12:09pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Oct @ 7:17pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 9 Oct @ 7:57am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 18 Oct @ 4:56am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 21 Oct @ 2:23pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 23 Oct @ 5:41am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 2:41pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:44pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 2:46pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 4:23pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:25pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:41pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:05pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:02pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:34pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Oct @ 10:12am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 17 Oct @ 1:51pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 24 Oct @ 10:05am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 3:50pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:41pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:32pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 3:07pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:25pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 3:01pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:24pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Oct @ 10:26am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 17 Oct @ 1:39pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Oct @ 10:16am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Sep @ 2:20pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Sep @ 2:35pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Sep @ 2:17pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 18 Sep @ 2:50pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 5:43pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.

Unlocked 26 Sep @ 3:43am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

Unlocked 26 Sep @ 3:43am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.

Unlocked 2 Dec @ 5:33am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 30 Nov @ 7:55pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 7 Oct @ 8:12am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 10:00am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 2:33pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 3:54pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:05pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:26pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:52pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:01pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:39pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Oct @ 10:28am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Oct @ 8:20pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 21 Oct @ 5:30am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 3:51pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:41pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:33pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:14pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:58pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:59pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:03pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 4 Oct @ 5:55am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 6 Oct @ 10:15am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Oct @ 10:21am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Oct @ 10:26am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Oct @ 5:52pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 7 Oct @ 7:26pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 17 Oct @ 2:55pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 19 Oct @ 10:50pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 24 Oct @ 3:22pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:53am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:04pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 2:31pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Oct @ 9:05am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Dec @ 11:11am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 1 Oct @ 10:41am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:00pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:04pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Oct @ 6:26pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Oct @ 12:10pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked 21 Sep @ 9:28am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 6:45am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 26 Sep @ 9:33am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 22 Oct @ 7:05am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 1 Oct @ 7:59pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:11pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 3:54pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 4:57pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:26pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:41pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:24pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:02pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 4 Oct @ 3:10am

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 6 Oct @ 5:58pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 21 Oct @ 11:40am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 28 Nov @ 5:53am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 3:55pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:41pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:34pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:58pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:37pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 4 Oct @ 5:55am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 4 Oct @ 6:36am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 6 Oct @ 10:25am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 6 Oct @ 2:24pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Oct @ 7:03pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Oct @ 7:26pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 21 Oct @ 2:26pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 23 Oct @ 5:41am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Nov @ 2:24pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:03pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 14 Dec @ 8:36am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Unlocked 2 Dec @ 5:31am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:11pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 3:26pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 22 Oct @ 7:02am