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The listing follows

- 1x Monster Horse Dildo (12') $89.99
- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor Sluts 9 $12.99
- 6x Magnum condoms (Small) $24.45
- 5x Bananas $7.00
- 5x Cucumbers $4.00
- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml $19.99
- 1x Next day shipping $45.00
- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)

you've stolen my vibrator for the last time. you think I can't hear that ♥♥♥♥ while you're hamming away behind your two ply ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cardboard excuse for a door? guess what, son, I'm not retarded, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ know what you've been doing, that thing is a turbo powered hyper rabbit triple x wet ♥♥♥♥♥ machine, which makes sense why you use it, you surely didn't get your ♥♥♥♥ from your father, I can say that. you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 18 you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ adult, stop stealing your moms pleasure activator and man the ♥♥♥♥ up, walk into the nearest sex shop slap down a ten and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slide in some anal beads. I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tired of cleaning up the ♥♥♥ stains you tell me are coffee creamer, I'm not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded. plug yourself you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ virgin. love, mom.

1000hrs in Gmod? Someone wasted their life.

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Huge Wanker, loves to be abused