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ㅤ* Waiter: And how did you find your steak sir?
Customer: I just flipped a chip over, and there it was!
ㅤ* A policeman walked over to a parked car and asked the driver if the car was licensed. "Of course it is", said the driver.
"Great, I'll have a beer then", said the policeman.
ㅤ* Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
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