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2 people found this review helpful
4.0 hrs on record
>Be me
> Just left a war-zon out in the middle east
>Crazt ♥♥♥♥
>In my sqaud fighting off the americans
>ImTalibanBomba.jpeg
We're doing good, shot up like 4 American troops in a few minutes of fighting
>We get a call hearing the U.S. is sending in special forces to out villages
>Me and my fellow towel-brothers are not that worried
We had tariq on the 50. and my boy Muhammad with a Dragunov, and his brother Muhammad with his trusty rpk
>All seems good and calm, just finished polishing off the U.S. squad
>We see a chopper land off in the distance
>Looks like a full squad of snipers
>Off in the distance we hear "I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your mom last night ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥"
>ohmyallah.png
>Around twenty 11-13 year old kids come running straight at us
>Their voices shatter all the windows in our buildings
>Frantically started spraying as one of them jumps off a builind making a 360 and hitting tariq in the head with his intervention .408
>The demon child the screeches "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ noobs, 1v1 me ♥♥♥♥♥"
>We all start running me and the Muhammad brothers
>I see out of the corner of my eye all the kids tea bagging tariq's still warm corpse
>Bullets flying by us
>"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lag, quit cheating you stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥"
>Muhammad is crying while his brother is in sheckle shock from these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jews
>As we care about to make it to the truck I notice one of the mini troopers pulling out his .50cal Barret
>He picks off both the Muhammad brothers
>"Collateral! OHHHHHHH!!!"
>Bats and dos start scatting everywhere in the confusion from the high pitched voices
>The squeaker sqaud is screaming in excitement from the victory
>I escape all the confusion
>Im about 20 miles away when I see and explosion in the distance
>Apparently our intel said something about one of them having 25 kills? And ordered a WMD on their own position?
>The U.S. military is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crazy man
Posted 19 December, 2015.
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22.0 hrs on record
Buggy
Posted 28 November, 2015.
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122.9 hrs on record (67.4 hrs at review time)
Online poo
Posted 29 April, 2015.
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0.5 hrs on record
Is such amazing game
Posted 21 June, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
2,401.9 hrs on record (969.0 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
I have 345082.2 hours on this game. I am so good at it. But still nova 1 :(
Posted 25 November, 2013. Last edited 3 March, 2015.
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