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There are two kinds of fools -- those who never climb Mt. Fuji,
and those who climb it twice.
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"Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago."
-- Bernard Berenson
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Q: What's the difference between USL and the Titanic?
A: The Titanic had a band.
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Immanuel doesn't pun, he Kant.
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You teach best what you most need to learn.
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Look at it this way: Your daughter just named the fresh turkey you brought
home "Cuddles", so you're going out to buy a canned ham. And you're still
drinking ordinary scotch?
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The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has
already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished,
and put inside boxes.
-- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw"
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When you are working hard, get up and retch every so often.
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