Vincent Van Goku
Michigan, United States
 
 
Honorable Lowballs:
"Craft #20171 Original

I could quicksell this thing right now for at LEAST 4 buds because of the multiple levels of raw, steamy theming. Lets start from the beginning:

The number is 20171. We already know this is lucky as *♥♥♥♥*, so we can disregard it for now. Take the 2 and 1 (Those make 21, a number commonly related to casinos, where you need the luck to win) off the ends of the craft #. We're left with 017. In the year 17 AD Herod Antipas, son of Herod the Great, builds the city Tiberias in honor of Tiberius. And that's pretty rad and all, but check this ♥♥♥♥ out. take year 17, and go back 21 years (Remember the 21 from earlier?) You end up in the year 4 BC, the year Herod the Great died. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, right? That can't be coincidence. Jesus Christ himself must've blessed this weapon or something. But why would he do that, you ask? Well, guess what else happened in the year 4 BC? Jesus Christ was ♥♥♥♥♥♥' born. That's right. Jesus Christ saw fit to bless this weapon in honor of his own damn birthday, only revealing it through a series of seemingly unrelated clues."
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NovaEclipse 19 Nov @ 8:34pm 
added for trade ^^
地表最強のk8君 12 Feb, 2022 @ 7:30am 
Hello, I want to buy the magic 2013 "act of war" foil conversion gift from your steam inventory as my collection,Is it for sale?:clubheart:
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MERRY XMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR
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EneMy =DDD 7 Apr, 2015 @ 11:21am 
rep ! FAST TRADE ;)
H!VE ♛ 5 Apr, 2015 @ 2:08pm 
rep, Friendly and cool guy, Trade went smooth ;)!