Yo man, it's Dan.

When I play video games, I play them HARD.
I'm not the type of guy to get triggered because of your RAGING desire to become a tryhard. I'm also not some kind of middle aged DAD turned up dirty on the streets of the east side inner city to make enough money so I can afford the latest JUNK PUMP. If you want to rage, then come at me bro. I'll use my sick rhymes to diss you, then I'll round up the boys and then we can have the all out DAD war that mom so desperately wants. So fire up the engines of your DAD trucks and be prepared for a smattering of paternal advice, because I am Dan
and I am
the man.