here’s what you need for a happy, safe, and family friendly* duck hunting trip:
1. High caliber rifles.
2. A lot of ammo (preferably hollow point rounds).
3. Highly explosive grenades.
5. Provisions.
6. A chainsaw.
7. An abnormally large amount of adult magazines.
8. And also, don’t forget your exorbitantly priced flying car-boat.

*questionable, may need further research
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