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the merkin jerk 27 Aug @ 9:02pm 
⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣦💗ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ *WONDERFUL* ᴡᴇᴇᴋᴇɴᴅ💗
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💗Super Saturn Day💗
the merkin jerk 17 Jul @ 9:11am 
Please mark your calendar for the very precise date of "Q1 2025" https://store.steampowered.com/app/2273980/Orcs_Must_Die_Deathtrap/

(Also, "rogue lite" choices in the game, why? :blech: :chuchelwhy:)
the merkin jerk 26 Jun @ 9:17am 
I remember Crossbourne
the merkin jerk 18 Mar @ 8:43am 
Sounds like excuses to me! :claugh:
the merkin jerk 4 Feb @ 10:28am 
6,666 DLC owned :pentagram: :smug: :pentagram:
◕ ‿ ◕ Lina 28 Dec, 2023 @ 1:09pm 
:f2_sad:
:Tie:
the merkin jerk 24 Nov, 2023 @ 5:38pm 
:ca_turkey:
◕ ‿ ◕ Lina 21 Nov, 2023 @ 11:19am 
:worriedstarfish:
the merkin jerk 26 Oct, 2023 @ 2:40pm 
:jacko:
the merkin jerk 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:25am 
I am an Austrian mathematician and astronomer who got himself taken on as an assistant to Brahe in order to get access to his planetary tables. I had been trained as a Platonist and Neopythagorean, and am given to rather mystical views, as exemplified in my work Mysterium Cosmographicum. Nevertheless, I am also a confirmed Copernican. In fact, I wanted to use Tycho's data to prove the validity of the Copernican theory. I analyzed the vast amount of data upon Brahe's death. From this data, I prepared new planetary tables (called the Rudolphine Tables). At first, I determined the shape of planetary orbits to be ovoid, but rejected this result for aesthetic reasons. Going back over my calculations, I found and corrected an error. The new shape turned out to be an ellipse, which fit well into my Pythagorean views on nature.
◕ ‿ ◕ Lina 28 Dec, 2022 @ 9:45am 
BUT YOUR HAT, WHERE??
the merkin jerk 26 Nov, 2022 @ 10:21am 
you sure wasted no time getting your winter profile setup this year! :smug:
the merkin jerk 27 Jul, 2022 @ 9:36am 
I was scrolling through the Supergiant discord announcements and this Valentine card just really reminded me of you for some reason: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/456894163292520448/941738201838665780/Valentines2022_Charon.jpg
the merkin jerk 12 Jun, 2022 @ 1:29pm 
Abra kadabra, lady
♥ FranZixX ♥ 17 Apr, 2022 @ 3:21pm 
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muffy 24 Dec, 2021 @ 11:24am 
henlo :kotomiclannad:
◕ ‿ ◕ Lina 23 Dec, 2021 @ 2:13pm 
:clementineelf: :clementineelf: :clementineelf: :clementineelf: :clementineelf:
the merkin jerk 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:34pm 
steam level 653? ok ok, we see you flexin'

I *was* a little disappointed to scroll through the activity feed and not see you buying like 600 games, being the first day of the sale and all
the merkin jerk 22 Dec, 2021 @ 12:13am 
:chuchelsmile:
the merkin jerk 21 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27pm 
:jacko:
the merkin jerk 22 Jul, 2021 @ 2:20pm 
can I come over to your house to play New World on your 3090? I don't think my GPU can handle it :steamsad:
muffy 28 Jun, 2021 @ 6:16am 
No, I do not want a banana.
the merkin jerk 27 Jun, 2021 @ 10:41am 
"The Gorilla Scientist" so... you're winston from Overwatch?
Tsorameda 1 Jun, 2021 @ 8:06am 
:lunar2019piginablanket:
the merkin jerk 6 Apr, 2021 @ 7:56pm 
Friendlies! FRIENDLIES!
Not Mooming 27 Mar, 2021 @ 7:09pm 
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the merkin jerk 5 Feb, 2021 @ 8:46pm 
nice profile background, scrub :grenny:
◕ ‿ ◕ Lina 29 Jan, 2021 @ 8:25am 
All of them are probably the same person so it works out.
◕ ‿ ◕ Lina 25 Jan, 2021 @ 5:59am 
Could I please speak to the city welcomer and assistant, but not the brother in law? tyty
◕ ‿ ◕ Lina 20 Jan, 2021 @ 7:52am 
:squirtmeh:
◕ ‿ ◕ Lina 20 Jan, 2021 @ 5:23am 
Let's change it back now.
Not Mooming 3 Jan, 2021 @ 1:18am 
:lunar2019piginablanket:
musical 1 Jan, 2021 @ 4:00pm 
:lunar2019piginablanket:
the merkin jerk 28 Dec, 2020 @ 7:39pm 
jk :lunar2019piginablanket::2015holly::2015cookie::cupcakeelf::winter2019angrydog::dwayneelf::winter2019happybulb::crystals::CA_turkey::wololo::wololo::wololo::winter2019happyyul::winter2019neutraldog::winter2019happysnowman::winter2019coolyul::madelf::lunar2019piginablanket:
the merkin jerk 28 Dec, 2020 @ 7:35pm 
:creepymonster: :2015coal: :2015coal: :2015coal: :2015coal: :2015coal: :2015coal: :2015coal: :2015coal: :2015coal: :2015coal: :grin:
the merkin jerk 26 Dec, 2020 @ 9:31am 
I hope you washed that hat
◕ ‿ ◕ Lina 26 Dec, 2020 @ 9:05am 
:elrath:
◕ ‿ ◕ Lina 25 Dec, 2020 @ 2:30pm 
Wow this time it's the whole profile EXCEPT for the avatar. I'm impressed.
the merkin jerk 3 Dec, 2020 @ 2:47pm 
- get ready for fight
the merkin jerk 25 Nov, 2020 @ 11:29pm 
:ca_turkey:
muffy 17 Nov, 2020 @ 6:36pm 
:kawaiine:
Rooks 17 Nov, 2020 @ 11:28am 
Crossboune: Can do whatever if you're available
*Crossbourne launches Whateverland: Prologue*
the merkin jerk 16 Nov, 2020 @ 12:50am 
tfw when you craft a badge and the emoticon you get is called :Delete_cross: :chuchelwhy:
the merkin jerk 1 Nov, 2020 @ 4:36pm 
Excellent work commander. Not only did you save Generic Name Colony, but you also helped the survival of our race!
◕ ‿ ◕ Lina 1 Nov, 2020 @ 2:14pm 
:2015cookie:
the merkin jerk 31 Oct, 2020 @ 11:36pm 
:jacko:
the merkin jerk 29 Oct, 2020 @ 11:33am 
sure. that's what they all say, ma'am
the merkin jerk 25 Oct, 2020 @ 7:09pm 
I swore you were going to be the murderer :squirtmeh: