€orned | Stooge
--   Minnesota, United States
 
 
Hockey player and computer gamer. I am from Iowa, am up for any games, any teams.
Currently Online
BIG DAWG 5 Apr, 2019 @ 12:22am 
hope you're doing well bud
BIG DAWG 18 Dec, 2017 @ 7:44pm 
What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Missing Arrows 101, and I’ve been involved in numerous seasons of Highlander, and I have over 300 confirmed drops. I am trained in not turning around and I’m the worst medic in the entire Mighty Ducks Highlander team. You are nothing to me but just another target to drop. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with mouse flailing the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pyro mains across the USA and your Dead Ringer is being traced right now so you better prepare for awkward jetpacking, maggot. The awkward jetpacking that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.
BIG DAWG 18 Dec, 2017 @ 7:44pm 
You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can stand still anywhere, anytime, and I can drop to you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just without putting my hands on my mouse. Not only am I extensively trained in being ♥♥♥♥, but I have access to the entire arsenal of an average UGC Silver Highlander team and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” 2 comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ corn puns all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo.
BIG DAWG 22 Aug, 2017 @ 10:45pm 
answer me fiend
BIG DAWG 18 Aug, 2017 @ 10:08am 
when r u getting married
BIG DAWG 5 Feb, 2017 @ 8:01pm 
A medik was walkin2 da cp wit her solly n they were crossin da choke. she sed “bbz will u luv me 4evr” he said “NO..”“ da medik cryed N ran across da choke b4 da wall wuz chekked 4 stickiez. boy was cryin and went to pic up her body. she was ded. he whispered 2 her corpse “I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever…” (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr) xxx~*…LIKE DIS IF U CRY EVRY TIME…~*xxx