Welcome to Clockcide’s domain, formerly known as Clock’s house of pancakes, and before that Clockll’s discount sunglass emporium.

If you’ve found me, it’s obvious you’re looking for the next new hot thing on Twitch and you wanna get in on the ground floor. Welcome.

My friends say I remind them of an unholy union between Bender and Deadpool. So, y’know, imagine that. I’m dry, sarcastic and a cynic - but I like to think of myself as a cynical optimist if that’s possible. But that mix makes for the best humor, so stick around and enjoy. I’m a struggling vegan, a yogi, and I’m a spiritual agnostic. I’m not sure whether I believe or not that animal products are morally wrong, but I’m real good at snatching picnic baskets. So, basically, I’m super fun at parties.

I love animals. I personally adopted a rescue dog named Sophie, and my friends think of me as the Sarah McLachlan of their Facebook wall with all the pictures of dogs in need of adoption I share. I work in affiliate marketing and own a couple of gaming websites.

I’ve been gaming since before I was ten. My first game was Pokemon Red on the original Game Boy. I chose Bulbasaur for my starter, so that should tell you I’m practical. Charmander may look cool, but Brock’s gonna wipe the floor with your Charmander. #truefacts Gary picked Charmander. Don’t be a Gary. Be like me.