I dont believe in depression. How could you be sad when liquor stores are everywhere? And if you hang out outside the store you always meet cool people. Like brah! go meet some friends! You know what else I dont believe in? Addiction.You're mispronouncing "dedication". I get inspired by people who choose a life path and stick to it. Like brah, you've been vaping your whole life, keep going! Why would you quit now and let that experience go to waste? and you know who I really look up to? The gamblers. Not only did they pick the most fun profession possible, but they keep getting filthy rich doing it. Bro! I'm afraid they're going to run the casinos out of business before I win big myself! Thats why casinos are switching to online format, they cant afford to keep the lights on! dude once I found out I could gamble on my phone, I had to quit my job. Now I make money sitting on the toilet. Instead of wiping I let it crust up while I run slots. I cant believe ive been wiping my whole life.

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Sonic the Hedgehog. One of the greatest and most attractive characters ever thought up. He can run at sound speed, take out enemies in a flash, and best of all, he's blue colored and knows how to handle the females. Speaking of females, the Sonic universe might also be classified as "Hot Chick Heaven" because there's such a mess of very beautiful and tough women that it will make you love the franchise even more! And since Valentine's Day is around the corner, I've been inspired to make a top 10 list of the most beautiful female Sonic characters. Grab yourself a snack and a glass of orange juice, and try not to reach through the screen because HERE WE GO!

Hey Battle Bitter, I was just wanting to check in on your progress. I see you've been using the Kriss Vector for a while... You been doing overtime at the Deny's glory hole too? I would imagine so. You know I do honestly believe all people are made equal but uh... You been really on the Vector grind huh? Basically man, you're scaring the hoe's.

I saw exactly 1.09 square inches of a girls shoulder today. I immediately fell to my knees as the rush of dopamine signaling my orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the vicinity.What followed was a torrential downpour of every sperm cell I ever have or ever will produce, shot out so hard that my ♥♥♥♥ was ripped apart by my übernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light as it left my urethra.It vaporized the girl as it punched through her, barely slowed, before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear-powered angle grinder. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the destruction of everything in its path caused the school to collapse and every female to fall pregnant with my children. When the final death toll was tallied, there were 146 deaths,458 injuries,and over 4 million pregnancies. As I lay under the rubble of my high school, I rest easy, knowing every one of my sons will repeat my glorious actions