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80 people found this review helpful
13 people found this review funny
0.7 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Paid less than a euro for it, wouldn't want it even being paid a euro myself for playing it.

You play as a naked toddler who travels the world pooping on innocent pedestriants, using her mouth to deliver said poop. Her mouth is actually a vagina. That's the most offensive part of it all.

Greenlight is more disturbing than the depths of YouTube these days...
Posted 17 March, 2016. Last edited 17 March, 2016.
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80 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
3.3 hrs on record
As others have said, this game feels and plays like a cheap, uninspired flash game. I really don't understand why it has 75% positive reviews; gameplay gets stale by the third level, art is awkward and tacky, main character is the embodiment of stinky Texan redneck stereotypes... I've put 3.3 hours into it, completed 100%, achievements included.

Got it for free and I tell you I'd be angry if I had paid for it. Avoid.
Posted 9 January, 2016. Last edited 9 January, 2016.
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2.7 hrs on record
EDIT: a couple years after I gotta change my thumbs up for a solid not recommend, after rereading my own review. Guessing I gave it a yes because I paid £1 for it (normal asking price of £2), but even like that this game has nothing other than cute art and I don't wanna mislead anyone about Loot Hero DX. There's no content, no challenge, no mechanics, nothing. Any idle game out there will offer you more for free. A big fat no, get a coffee with whipped cream on top with that money instead.


ORIGINAL REVIEW: To make it perfectly clear, this game is recommendable if you like cute, extremely casual action with absolutely no depth nor complications. It's addictive and fun in short bursts, and the mechanics get repetitive in around 10 minutes. Loot Hero was born for android and many people, such as me, got it in cheap bundles or offers all over the Internet. But then again, for the price of an oreo milkshake you pretty much know that beforehand.

You run towards the right side of the screen automatically attacking enemies with your lance, until you make it to the boss and kill it the same way, repeteadly bouncing into it, then go to the next level. At points during the levels you'll find inns in which you'll be able to spend gold obtained by your kills in upgrading your stats. There's only 10 levels, the last one having as a boss a dragon; once you slay the dragon, everything sort of resets, only with tougher enemies and bosses, and you keep your stats. And so on and on and on, presumibly without and end.

So, long story short, Loot Hero DX will give you a few hours of fun, trading cards and an easy set of achievements, if you're interested in this kind of games and also in achievements that is. I recommend it while making that very clear, as I'm a sucker for achievement hunting myself :p
Posted 4 July, 2015. Last edited 24 January, 2017.
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8 people found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record
After playing for half an hour and finishing the game I gotta say that I'm dissapointed with it and I just can't recommend it.

I was not expecting much from it, but certainly more than 20 minutes of main campaign length (literally) and a bit more challenging gameplay. There are only 5 levels and 3 or 4 bonus ones and that's it, and while playing them I unlocked 70% of the achievements. It is extremely repetitive, you get to play with around a dozen different animals, but every animal plays exactly the same: move with the directional pad and press A to attack. You storm around wrecking everything on your path to get a high score. No challenges, no powerups, no unlockables, nothing. Animations are wonky and human AI is retarded, they keep getting stuck everywere. Physics are nuts, having a snake sending a car flying by headbutting it and the such. Multiplayer is only local.

As probably most of the other reviewers here did, I got my key for free from Who's Gaming Now, so I am not complaining about the price in my particular case... but those paying 10€ for this will be extremely annoyed and surely feel scammed after finishing everything this game has to offer in barely 30 minutes. It's ok if you get it in a bundle or for like 2€, but it is not worth its price tag. I have played better and way more fun phone apps for less than one buck. Obviosly this is a game to enjoy with friends having some silly time along with Singstar, but never for this price.
Posted 11 July, 2014. Last edited 13 July, 2014.
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20 people found this review helpful
24.9 hrs on record (9.3 hrs at review time)
Sufflepuck Cantina is a cute little casual game about air hockey simulation, ideal for playing in small doses. What it does it does perfectly with a smooth mouse response and clear and intuitive controls.

Long story short, you play as an astronaut stranded in a distant planet inhabited by a bunch of freaks obsessed with air hockey. In order to get them help you to fix your broken spaceship you need to make youself a name as an air jockey player and beat (a looot of times) the 13 opponents. You start with a basic mallet and puck and the 3 beginner opponents, and you must grind your way up to the rest of them, their special mallets and pucks and some other unblockables, such as concept art, pieces of background for the diffferent characters, etc. Each enemy has their own mallet and puck and a special move, but the concept of the game is always the same.

Some people have said it resembles Star Wars Tatooine cantina aesthetics, and it does indeed. There's even a "Twi'lek" girl and a guy cosplayed as Han Solo, and every alien is very Star Warsy, so if you like the saga then you'll probably find Sufflepuck Cantina attractive to the eye. Most defining trait is the grinding, which many people have complained about; there's no ingame purchases inherited from its former app game nature, yet you will need tons of ingame currency to buy everything, from access to more challenging enemies to new mallets and its upgrades. As there are only 13 enemies and the only mechanics in the game are the short, intense air hockey matches (no other minigames included), this may get repetitive after a while. You can, however, buy your classic coin doubler upgrade, which I recommend you to do first thing (there are a couple upgrades for the puck to give you money when it hits the table and the mallet).

Also the lack of multiplayer really damages a game like this one, which could use it to add some replayability and extra fun. However, the developers are considering to add it in the future if they get funding, and you can read about it in the Steam forums. I had this game on a bundle so I will definitely be investing a couple bucks :p

Cute design and characters
Addictive and tons of unlockable content
Polished and responsive controls and puck behavior

/- Some people may find the grinding annoying, while others (like me) may find it catchy

- The concept gets repetitive quickly
- No multiplayer (although it could have it eventually)
- Some will find 10€ is a bit pricey due to lack of variety

After playing for 6 or 7 hours I say it's a good game, fun and with a fair amount of content, but it can get old quickly. If, like me, you are a sucker for casual games and achievement hunting, you will sure enjoy it. If you are looking for a more hardcore game, I would advice to avoid this one, specially at full price, as some will consider it to be a bit too much for what it offers; I had it in a bundle though, so I am more than happy with the value. I totally recommed it if you get it on sale and enjoy some good old casual gaming.
Posted 4 July, 2014. Last edited 4 July, 2014.
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