man has it been a while, sometimes I forget what absolute disappointment looks and FEELS like. Then I remember, Oh there's one guy on my Steam friends (dont even know his real name anymore kekl) who always makes me feel great about myself in comparison.

Its only at my lowest that I come here, to realise I have it good, no. I have it great. Living proof it can be worse. Its the best motivation a man could ask for.

And for that I am thankful.
Thankyou nameless soulless man.

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u w u

>2022 May
>still hasn't got all achievements in wild animal racing
>kinda shameful

Wow imagine being so stimky that your profile pic lights on fire

Your profile is looking pretty bland, can you spice it up a bit.

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So, It seems im going to need to clear things up here, My boy here spewing straight SPICERS rn.
my guy calling me out saying I gots the mirror in his teeny tiny eyes. Nah fam he capping for real.

Anyway, I would like to formally and officially say that this was all Luke's fault.

I can't believe this guy, ARRRH ok lemme paint the scene for all you lovely folks at home, We're playing a co-op game where if one party member dies, we all insta die, so as you would expect we all trying VERY HARD to live, so we aren't the reason we lose the game. BAM, in comes fu_cking huckle mc fu_ckle berry Luke, this man hasnt even listened to Donda 100 times yet, smh. Anyway about 3 hours into mad grind session (we deep in it yuh skrr) guess WHO FU_CKS UP. McDi_ckhead "I don't need defensive items" Pukas. Needless to say the party was is turmoil after the events that were to unfold.


Luke dies.


the party rimbs him limb from limb in the discord, his hope, dreams, confidence and courage SHATTERED by the foul words spoken by his once teammates, now mortal enemies.


fr doe f_ck dis guy btw lol

heckin heck

pookanathan

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dumbest of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ >:[

Amen... Kayne blessed

-rep steals my items

You should get some Kanye rest his wife Kanye pressed. Instead he went to a Kanye fest. He then realized he needed to go to Dallas for his competition, so he went to the airport and hopped on Kanye southwest, got some Kanye rest, and the next morning was feeling ready for his Kanye contest. Or at least he Kanye guessed. On the day of the competition he was feeling a little Kanye stressed. But in the end the judges were Kanye impressed. For his performance he was awarded with the Kanye chest, clearly identified with the Kanye crest. There ends the story of Kanye West. FIN here

After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest. He then puts on some axe for some Kanye zest and goes to the bar puffing out his Kanye chest. Gets drunk into a Kanye mess and goes home to the the Kanye West part of town. He realized his life was a wreck, and was feeling a little Kanye depressed. “My life sucks he Kanye digressed. He decided to get some Italian to he flew to Kanye Trieste. He got some pasta and started to Kanye digest.

It's been a while since we left a beautiful memoir of Luke in this here, Sanctuary of the lord. Ahem to thee... I call upon my grand disciple to give some words on our brother. May you all heed them as if they were the words from God almighty himself.

ayo did that body pillow arrive yet? the one with the big hulking man on both sides

A song for my man 🥰🥰🥰
You're the perfect person for a guy like me
And your eyes are shining like the Topal Sea
I wish you could be mine for eternity
Could you please be mine? Hey

You trapped my soul, you broke my law
I think you're a thief 'cause you stole my heart
Stole my heart, trapped my soul
Trapped my soul like Azura's Star

Star, star, Azura's Star
Star, star, 'cause you're my star
Star, star, Azura's Star
Star, star, 'cause you're my star [x2]

You're the perfect person for a guy like me
And I know for sure that we are meant to be
If your heart is locked then I may have the key
Could you please be mine? Hey

You trapped my soul, you broke my law
I think you're a thief 'cause you stole my heart
Stole my heart, trapped my soul
Trapped my soul like Azura's Star

Star, star, 'cause you're my star
Star, star, Azura's Star
Star, star, 'cause you're my star
Star, star, Azura's Star [x2]

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So ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🖕 cool 😎!!!! Love 😍 emojis 👌👌👌 bro 💪! When ⏰ I ♥♥♥♥ 🖕👦🖕 my ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍑🍑🍑 I make sure to put the emoji 👌 mask 😷😷😷 on 🔛🔛. It's the only way ↕️ I can express 🚛 my emotions. Only cost $167.49 to get 🉐🉐🉐 masks of the 31 that I regularly use. The 😤 emoji 👌 is 🈶 a perfect 👌👌 expression of my face 😀😀😀 when ⏰ I ♥♥♥ 💦💦🍆 . Was awkward at first 🥇 to stop ✋ le sexy time ⌚⌚ to change 📈 my mask 😷😷 to my COOM face 😀😀, but you better believe she got used to it

I got the horses🐴 in the back🔙 😌 Horse🐴 tack is attached👌 Hat 🤠is matte black👨🏿 Got the boots👢 that's black👶🏿 to match🤝 Ridin' on a horse🐴, ha🤣 You👨🏿‍🌾 can whip 😜👊your Porsche🚗 I been in the ⛰️valley⛰️👉👌 You ain't 🙅‍♂️been up👆 off the porch🏠😴, now Can't nobody tell🗣️ me🤠 nothin'❌

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Remain tuned for further instructions.
⚠BRUH⚠...⚠BRUH⚠...⚠BRUH⚠...

this guy actually stole my car the other day, it was ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up man

g0d ur a sh_tter

🛌⏰RISE AND GRIND GAMERS💪😤. ITS TIME TO LEVEL UP 👾👆 AND GET THAT BREAD 💰💰. THE GRIND DONT 🙅 STOP AND😈 WONT STOP😎. ONLY EPIC😎 GAMERS🎮🎮 GO FOR THAT VICTORY ROYALE 🤘👑👑. AND REMEMBER. STAY CASH MONEY 💵 💯💵🤑🤙

you 👆 and 🙋‍♀️ I 👫 are 😻 like 👍 my 🍑 butt cheeks 🍑 after 😳 all 👌 the 💩 ♥♥♥♥ 💩 that 👺 goes 😤 between 🐪 us 😔 we 😐 always 😁 get 🗿 back 🎈together

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY HOES! 👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿 On this day we celebrate 🎉🎊 the HORNY ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆🙆 that got HOT 🔥 and DRIPPY 💦💦 with DADDY 👱🍆🍆 HAPPY MOTHERS DAY HOES!

oh 💞🌻🦋🍃oh ♥♥♥♥ 💚 🦋 🍃 💛 🌷 ✨🍂 💘♥♥♥♥💞🌼 💞✨💛🦋sorry guys🌻🍄 💖 🌻💞im dropping my love for💗 ✨the environment 🌼 🦋 💘🍃 💘🌷 💞 🦋 ✨ 🌷 🍃🦋 all over the 💚🍂🌻✨ 🌷 💘🌼🍂🦋✨ 💗place🍄🌻 🌺 💞🦋🌷 sorry 💘🌼

Beeg beeg Yoshi ate all my chocolate eggs this Easter

Like where does this guy get off?, farrrk its really just getting me in a rile. F-ucK this white @$$
unemployed 120 looking azz doomer. Like this kid, nay dare i say, Neanderthal was in my house the other day. And he just looking at my snacks draw like some starving mofin orphan. And without asking, without hesitation, its just BAHM! straight into my mother♥♥♥♥ing doritos, ma cheetos, ma tacos, ma lively hood, Crushed into shambles by this guy. And hes just there with HIS FAT A--S--S MOUTH CHEWING ALL MY DREAMS UP IN THOSE GOD AWFUL JAWS OF HIS. and ya know what. the police dont even respond to my calls anymore about this behaviour, they have BLACK listed my number and theres NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT. dam man, its some real ♥♥♥♥♥♥

keep it real homie, keep eating that a-s-s

What? you're kids are hungry? Just yeet✊💦your meat🥩🍆so your family🤰🏿👶🏿can eat😩🤤

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo.

Glad you could bake it, Uther
Watch your tone with me, boy. You may be the waiter, but I'm still your superior as a chef.
As if I could forghetti. Listen, there's something about the plaguette you should knead. Oh no! It's too late! These peopleroni have all been infectedanana! They may look al dante now, but it's a matter of thyme before they turn into the undeadable.
What?

This entire citrella must be peeled!
How can you even cook that?! There's got to be some other whey.
Damn it, Umami, as your future chef, I order you to broil this city!
You are not my chef yet, boyardee. Nor would I obey that command if you were!
Then I must consider this an act of seasoning.
Seasoning? Have you sauced your mince, Arthas?!
Have I? Lord Umami, by my right of succession and sovereignty of my crown of roast pork, I hereby rehydrate you from your commandard and suspenderoni your pepperoni from service!
Arthas, you can't just-
DING
It's done! For those of you who have the will to taste this flan, follow me! The rest of you... get out of my kitchen.
You've just tossed a terrible salad, Arthas.
Jaina?
I'm sorry Arthas... I can't watch you cook this.

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Don't trust this guy, hes a B.net gamer, hes gunna steal your leggos

>watching Black Panther at the movies
>intense fighting scene between protag and antag
>slouch down my seat and yell, "YO, THIS N***A BOUTTA DABBED ON"
>everyone laughs
>black guy sucks his teeth and says, "You aight, white boy"
>Hear "He cute" from one of the girls

tru stori

Hello you amazing transy h💙 💚 I totally addict about anal sex 💦 💦 and last months I get transy in my bet 🛏 💤 by mistake ( I was drunk 🍹 👌 🥂 ) I do love going in his ass 🐎 and girls looking but with a ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 🍆 😮 😱 :/ it's feet 🐾 so well . For now I still now shure about if I lick 👅 👅 it or not lick 👅 💦 I say I was drunk 🍷 🥃 . So I wanted to try one 🕐 💯 more to know. I want to explore new stuff ! I want to experiment sucking 🍭 🙃 you and get ♥♥♥♥ 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 ! But can you do it slow and sweet 🍠 ? I never do it and I feel shay 😊 and scared 😱 . Would you be my first profesor 🏫 ? Pleas answer quick I'm horny 🍆 🍆 👅 💦 😩

/spit

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Man, i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can stand this guy, hes behind me man, he smells. please, save mem

Hah, I heard this guy gets around, but im thinking .... how does he get around when he can't fit through a doorway. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAP BOI

lmao, not getting a hole in 1, told ya this guy lost his edge when he lost 30 dollarydoos at the pokies

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1240752689 i have proof

Yo guys, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hear this kid? Get this, he wants to buy my most prized possession, my portal two emoticons.
And he wants to pay in babaganoosh....
PAPERDOLLMAN: only 9500 babaganoosh
^ This really happening?

When are you are uploading that HuniePop guide. I'm having trouble getting one of the trophies. I need your help senpai~

Paging Dr Loggins, cause this guys in the D-A-N-G-E-R-Z-O-N-E