Cómo calcificar su casa: en primer lugar, rellene cualquier bañera en su casa con leche (unos sesenta galones), luego arroje un montón de cereales Lucky Charms en la misma bañera (sólo los marshmellows), y finalmente la cuchara en todos los respiraderos en tu casa. ¡Terminado!

I have walked across the surface of the Sun. I have witnessed events so tiny and so fast they can hardly be said to have occurred at all. But you, ♥♥♥♥♥♥, you"re just a ♥♥♥♥. The world"s smartest man poses no more threat to me than does its smartest termite.

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This is an automated message sent by the Federal Bureau of Investigation. We are to inform you that you are now on a watchlist, and that you are to be monitored 24/7 as of now. Your actions have concerned us, and we are in suspicion that you are a potential risk to society and anyone around you. Due to the fact that you often search up various topics on the internet that concern mass killings and shootings, you are now labeled as a could-be terrorist. Here are the various things you have searched up in the past months.
Child porn.
Osama bin Laden.
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Osama bin Laden did nothing wrong.
If you have not searched up any of these topics, please contact a representative of the Federal Bureau of Investigation at once to fix this major error by calling (310) 477-6565.

Linus you ♥♥♥♥

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It"s COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are