If you beat the game in an emulator you DID NOT beat the game

You played with a graphical advantage so you did not play fair
You played with a higher framerate so you did not play fair
You played with customized controls so you did not play fair

You did not buy the game, meaning you didn't spend the required effort to get a copy of the game and you can freely go from game to game if you get stuck, meaning you aren't truly completing games because the only way you are finding ones to complete at all is through stealing. Speedruns are official marks of competency gaming wise, and speedruns not accepting emulated garbage is proof that beating games with an emulator is unofficial. You were never part of the process, you weren't there when the game released or know anything about gaming culture by playing the game on a rom.

You are literally the equivalent of standing outside the baseball stadium watching the game through the fence. You were never there and didn't truly beat it.

In conclusion, let us begin becoming friends. Firstly, please accept my formal invitation to do so. Secondly, take my simple but plausible proposal as invitation to act as a citizen diplomat of Peace in this part of the world. I have high hopes. Until next time, in the name of "peace, hope and love".
Merci et bon journée!

However, I do not share such linguistic capabilities and expansive lexicon in my understanding of "English", so therefore I must once again profusely apologise for my such poor use of the vocabulary, Grammar and other such linguistic factors that one must consider in this context. However I still am eager to get on with this post, if you will allow me to continue, so I will be careful in my terminology and phrasings as per your past requirement. I would like to become friends with you, so please do not get offended.

Sorry, my English is terrible
Pardon for my inexcusably poor understanding of the Anglo-Frisian-Germanic language, and thus regional dialects, known by native speakers as "English". Indeed I do give my upmost effort to educate myself and better my understanding and thus comprehension of such an unusual yet widely used modern foreign language, but alas my efforts have so far encountered nothing but limited success. The combinations of both Latin and Germanic lexis have so far proved to be a serious tribulation for my progress.

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So you're going by "Lord Dickus" now nerd? Haha whats up douchebag, it's Chad from Highschool. Remember me? I used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol.

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𝙰𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚟𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚎:
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚂𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁𝙴𝙻𝚈 𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌.
𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 𝚗𝚘𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚜 𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚑𝚒𝚖.
𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚜 𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚑𝚒𝚖.
𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚍𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚢𝚎.
𝙳𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚢 𝚜𝚎𝚝 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚢.

Based and goldpilled lol!

Imagine spending 5k steam poinst on something that will be gone in just a month

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I saw Lord Dickus at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!

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ERROR! Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable I could never delete you Brother!

Send this to ten other Mujahideen who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called Brother again

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tupac alive in serbia. tupac still alive . bosnia,albania i have two word for you:♥♥♥ bad hahaha yo are the idiot with small skull. you are turk stink dog. you laugh my hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahah turk. 1136 bosnia steal the serb clay. give it back. you must give back our rightful clay usa croatia serbia= ♥♥♥♥ yo ubosnia. we kill the bosnian horses. you will never find the serb horses. you have 1 chance to give back the clay where is the clay. ww2 we kill 200 bosnian tanks. ♥♥♥♥ you bosnia you are the ♥♥♥♥ country you live in the turk zoo animals.hahahhahahahah

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I really didn’t mean to come of as a racist. I thought he sounded like a monkey and I tried to make a funny comment about it. I really didn’t know it would sound like I’m racist and I’m deeply sorry if I have offended anyone by my post. I’m very new on steam so I don’t know how to delete my comment. I would very much like to do so because I am not a racist and I don’t want people to think that I am. I hope you can forgive me and my stupidity. I’m very, very sorry and feel very guilty right now. Also English isn’t my first language so I didn’t know monkey would be a racist insult. Again i am deeply sorry.

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all this drip on me i need a mop

𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔫𝔦𝔤𝔤𝔞 𝔢𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔫 𝔟𝔢𝔞𝔫𝔰

Making fun of someone for liking a streamer is just ignorant and shows how out of touch you really are. Seriously, my dad makes fun of me for being 20 while still being into video games, watching people play video games and still being a virgin. He routinely asks me if I've finally lost my virginity or found a girlfriend each time I come home. He emasculates me in front of my friends by saying stupid ♥♥♥♥ like "At least you guys get ♥♥♥♥♥ right?" and "You guys can set him up with some girls!". I cant even blame him for raising me incorrectly because my older brother plays football at a D1 school while majoring in mechanical engineering.
I tried to explain to him how competitive e-sports were while I was watching evo and he asks "Aren't you a little too old for Nintendo?" This ♥♥♥♥ gets so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ annoying and it's actually having an impact on my mental health. He actually started calling me "Virgy" in public and around other people instead of referring to me by my real name. ♥♥♥♥ him.

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IF YOU DIED TOMORROW I WOULDN'T BE AT YOUR FUNERAL BECAUSE I'D BE WATCHING.

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :^)

It took you 3 months and it's kinda nasty now, but here you go friendo

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I just learned that girls farts smell better than video games.

Seriously. You know that new game package smell? Like when you just took off the wrapping? My god, its a glorious smell. I've masturbated sniffing this smell so many times. It's great and the main reason I still buy games.

But my sister just farted on the couch next to me while I was playing Street Fighter IV. She blushed got up fanned her ass and ran to the bathroom to, I assume, ♥♥♥♥ or maybe she ♥♥♥♥ herself while she was next to me, there was some extra bulge in the back of her jeans. Now let me reiterate. She was sitting directly next to me. In effect, she farted on my side and then waved fart gas from her butt to my face. Now you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ listen to me. This smelled glorious. I immediately became rock hard and didn't give a ♥♥♥♥, I pulled my ♥♥♥♥ out and masturbated right there smelling my own sister fart. I didn't even care that I got beat by a scrub Ken while I was jerking off.