It's nice to meet you, but it's even better to meet me. My name is SniperSmurf. I have 290 hours with Bastion in total and I specialize in sticking it straight up their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ culo. Bastion is a way of life for me. Go in there, I bend them over, I open their cheeks nice and wide. I get a nice clear view of the colon, prostate, and the coccyx; and I knuckle ♥♥♥♥ them all the way up to the palm, right up the butt ♥♥♥♥ so they feel a burning sensation deep in the ass ♥♥♥♥♥ like icy hot. Bastion is a way of life for me, I've never changed my character, ♥♥♥♥ you. If at any point during the match you want me to change characters, I gladly suggest you go ♥♥♥♥ yourself. I follow absolutely no type of team composition. If you want to give orders, give them to each other, don't you dare bring that ♥♥♥♥ to me. All I know how to do is go in there, get a lot of poo poo on my peter, and a lot of ♥♥♥♥ on my ♥♥♥♥ from sticking it straight up their ass. Now let's go team.

I staple tape worms on my penis
So the flesh worm will drink brain-juice from your fetus
I staple tape worms on my penis
So the flesh worm will drink brain-juice from your fetus
I staple tape worms on my penis
So the flesh worm will drink brain-juice from your fetus
I staple tape worms on my penis
So the flesh worm will drink brain-juice from your fetus
Feel the blood gushing from your anus
Feel the blood gushing from your anus
Feel the blood gushing from your anus
Feel the blood gushing from your anus
Feel the blood gushing from your anus
Feel the blood gushing from your anus
Tape worms on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ penis!
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Tape worms!
Tape worms on my penis!
Tape worms on my penis!
Tape worms on my penis!