My profile is based on a color scheme of black, white and grey. I have depression that I make ironic jokes about in hopes to further my sense of humor, and I make groups based around it.
I join groups called 'sleepy' and 'always sleeping' in order to make my profile more based around my depression.
I always search 'japanese girl monochrome' or 'anime girl monochrome' on tumblr and set them as my avatar.
I love to play CSGO and have clocked over 1.3k hours in it, as it is the only game I play.

I will upload montage videos with kendrick or some other trap artist playing in the background, with a usually black and grey color scheme such as my profile.
I will keep my groups and friends under 15 since I hate friend collectors, even though I will barely talk to them or participate in these groups.
I will comment copypastas such as this one on your profile in an ironic way to signal that I am interested in you, but I am too shy to add you.
I will often joke about steam relationships and other nonsensical things, even though I will do those things myself.

I will clear all of the games out of my recently played and keep my comment page list under 25.
I will link my favorite album in a unicode heart, or a gender symbol.
My names will consist of odd, but single words, such as 'slightly' 'sleepy' 'nevermore' or 'snooze' and any words that might refer to being tired or asleep.
If I become interested in you, I will make slightly ironic, but serious questions towards you.
I will ask you questions such as 'hey are u single??' or 'ur pretty cute'
If I become interested in you enough, I will e-date you within 48 hours of knowing you.

I will never ask you any questions about your life, and will only attempt to, in an ironic but serious way, attempt to make moves on you.
After I get into a relationship with you, I will become infatuated with you and link you with a unicode heart either in my profile, or in your comments.
I will make both of us a two person love group, with either multiple hearts, some abstract name such as 'love is endless' or 'sleep endlessly ♫'
I will play csgo with you day and night, becoming sleep deprived with you.
I will then attempt to voice chat you over steam, or discord.
If I find your voice unnattractive, I will become less interested.

After a week of dating you, irregardless of your voice, my love will completely disappear for you, and I will silently remove and block you while you make attempts to contact me.
If I have not removed you yet, I will become suspicious of your other friends that are similar in personality and color scheme to me. I will accuse you of cheating or other infidelity related things.
I will repeat the things listed about at least 5 times every 2 months.
I will make my profile private and have my name and avatar be something sad, like an asian girl with her head down inbetween her legs, with a red hat on.
I will then unprivate my profile after a week, and continue as if nothing has happened.

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