TL;DR This game basically has all of the charm of Magic Circle. ..Not the...not the GAME Magic Circle, the eventual end product that happens at the end of Magic Circle designed to parody terrible hack products designed to make a cheap buck off steam.

To be more specific, the control scheme is overelaborate and is based on switching between six different options each with their own submenus on the fly, the game's idea of a 'tutorial' is basically a stripped down helpfile, You can helpfully hit spacebar for a joke about being unable to jump that is funny precisely once, instead of making spacebar do something useful. What with it being a convenient button to press for a variety of functions. But no, let's make an endless joke about how you have an arrow in the knee and cannot jump. I assume from that that this thing has been in Early Accesss since Skyrim was trendy.

The gameplay drops you right in without any real guidnace, but I was able to faff about and eventually figure out NOT to buy any furniture except for two pedestals, upon which I placed one mana potion and one health potion. I jacked up the prices to 2 gold, only to have a customer flip me off for being expensive. I then figured out the problem.

2 gold (203%) was too expensive, but it turns out 2 gold (159%) was a perfectly acceptable price. I may have those percentages wrong, but the principle is still sound, customers can tell precisely what percentile you've raised the prices even if the actual gold cost remains the same.

So I kept going, as a stream of customers proceeded to gaggle into my store, stare at my two pedestals, frantically beg for flowers and vegetables, laugh at my prices, and then leave.

Wait, no, they didn't leave. They stood there for ingame hours, continually angry about my lack of flowers and vegetables. At least the satisfied customers OH RIGHT THEY STAYED TOO. Eventually I would murder some from time to time just to clear it up, as only 20% of my customers would leave at any given time.

So eventually I managed by the end of the first day to get to the point where I could cycle through pairs of gloves, and as I watched the outside world near closing time, the doors closed..trapping me inside. Not my shop, I was trapped inside the doors, and could not move, helpless to watch as I could not pay my tax bill, which...didn't seem to cause any sort of problem whatsoever. Perhaps the inspector was kind enough to realize I was trapped inside a wooden prison, able to see out but forever immobilized.

So yeah this game's <3<3<3<3ing awful.