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The bible of rekt (The" Mr.Bubbles" Chronicle)
Mortified i shall be as i face the raging fury of a man who reeks with the smoke of meth and snails, as he raises his arm with steel drawn, he shall strike down upon me; the same fate as all others before me. It is a thing of grand power. An unholy beast, made completely in sheer stregth and dank memes.

it senses any life form that so crosses his path. when gazing upon its face, do relize it shall be the last one you shall ever see, with its twisted half smirk, its desireable sense of facial hair style and eyes so red you know the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ is baked like a weddding cake.

Savor your lifes moments when you meet this being, for it will be the last you shall ever see in the world. For your blood shall be spilled across walls. And when this happens, you will be forever known as.

- Rekt.-

:cross:John.L.TitsMcgee 6:9:cross:

[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] do you have change for a donger bill [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
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<--Blue Sniper : u know what u stupid i wish i can kill and find u in real life u better sleeep with ne eye open im coming for u (not)

Player <--Blue Sniper left the game (Disconnect by user.)

Shadowblade4123 : ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hackers

Blurrred : i like how bubbles thinks he's pro
Blurrred : it amuses me

★mr.bübbles★ : i have chicken, your comments of rage are invalid
Shuffler6900 : well ♥♥♥♥. gg

Dominus_X : That is the strangest insult I've ever heard. You win.

Loopsy From Accouting : aimbots? mr bubbles
Loopsy From Accouting : ♥♥♥♥ you

Thomas Bangalter : im gonna ♥♥♥♥ on that sniper

*DEAD* Total Scrotal Implosion : omg
*DEAD* Total Scrotal Implosion : i hate those hoovys

SwaggyKatz : ♥♥♥♥ u ♥♥♥♥♥ ulgly ass

[NLR] Gurdan : ima bring out my huntsmen
[NLR] Gurdan : Fight me at pax

Ravingrabidmoose : might as well gargle bleach you product of incest <3

zARODz11z : ok bye 50 year old virgins have fun playing this the rest of your life!

Pankake Joe : such a try hard smr bubbles

pigfarts5 : mr.bubbles go to your closer and die there
★mr.bübbles★ : go to my closer
★mr.bübbles★ : whats a closer
pigfarts5 : closet you dont dont desirve to live
★mr.bübbles★ : how do you mix closer and closet together
★mr.bübbles★ : please tell me
pigfarts5 : i have a vary old keyboard

-Pygan- ◕ ͜ ◕ : Oh bubbles, you're only a little squeeker with a 4 subscriber youtube account

YoshiRainbow : YOU CANNOT GRASP THE TRUE FORM OF MY DETERMINATION!

khalixlk4 : bubble stfu before i pop it and see u fall below hell

bello mcnugget : mr bubbles and stormy best gay couple on tf2

He Wolf™ : yo mr you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ i was afk

lunar : thanks for the console command trash

L0ST 1N T1M3 : maybe your doing this beacuse police is a loser that has no friends in a vain attempt to make himself look tough

Mandrin :idiot confirmed

ғυсқяоnauт : is it possible for u ♥♥♥♥ to spam more?

The Saxxy Spy : so shut the ♥♥♥♥ up u little ♥♥♥♥♥♥
The Saxxy Spy : i have a safe full of guns
The Saxxy Spy : :)
The Saxxy Spy : shut it
Player The Saxxy Spy left the game (Disconnect by user)

minecraftcreeperboomLOL1405 : this kid thinks he's good

[TmC] Bondboy : WOW mr bubbles shot me through the wall

*DEAD* Comet_ : omg you stupid spies

Rekpar3 : shut up bubbles no one guves 2 ♥♥♥♥♥ about what you have to say

Rekpar3 : nice spawn camping you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ pyro

:) : how stupid are you? thats the real question.
:) : whay would i be mad?

Rekpar3 : bubbles shut up, you didnt even hit the right bind key that time

thecoincollectr : is that just what you do? kill assist, taunt, and copy/paste some weird mantra?

BAHH HAmbaug : WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ U ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TRYHARD!!!!
BAHH HAmbaug : IM REPORTING YOU
BAHH HAmbaug : Dude.. Im reporting u again
BAHH HAmbaug : THIS IS UR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FAULT!!! U ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAY ♥♥♥♥!!!

Axel: did ya sell your bubles hat
»Axel: for dat ♥♥♥♥♥ hat
»Axel: ew
★mr.bübbles★: did ur mum sell herself for a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ std
★mr.bübbles★: rekt
»Axel: ♥♥♥♥ YOU ♥♥♥♥♥
»Axel: HOPE YOU DIE
★mr.bübbles★: HEHEHEUHEHUEHEUHE|EHEUEH}EH}E

___Forever Alone___ : im 2 seconds away from banning you

*DEAD* Lyric The Conquistador : RAGE WITHIN ME

[HEBS]Dracula'sCapeKid : your binds are cancer

*DEAD* Mango Man : Stop it with the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ aimbots scouts


I Try Hard : says the guy with grid hacks
★mr.bübbles★ : <Is a hacker pls kik
I Try Hard : i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ try to be good at this game.
I Try Hard : and you just trhow all that fun away.

KangarooSemen : You're kind of a ♥♥♥

*DEAD* ★mr.bübbles★ : I GAVE MY LIFE FOR THE GOOD LORD JESUS HIMSELF
*DEAD* Shiriko : he wouldn't want you

★Mr.bübbles★'s Rotation Sensation has reached a new rank: Tacky!
*DEAD* greenman57 : like you

Aervone : Conmgrats mr bubbles you can shoot someone in the back, but too much of a ♥♥♥♥♥ to take me face on
★Mr.bübbles★ : ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ right
★Mr.bübbles★ : /╲/\╭( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)╮/\╱\

Aervone : What your gay friend have a fat toi crack or diud you buy some to get yourself pregnant?
★Mr.bübbles★ : was that english?

*DEAD* Life_of_Brian : noob
★Mr.bübbles★ : get dunked on nerd
*DEAD* Life_of_Brian : mr. bubbles is a noob

AncHoovy's : damn that bubble blaster
*DEAD* AncHoovy's : I cant try harder
*DEAD* AncHoovy's : i did all i could. Nothing.
★Mr.bübbles★ : at least you tried
AncHoovy's : dont rape me*
*DEAD* AncHoovy's : THIS IS SPAWNCAMP
*DEAD* AncHoovy's : ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bubbles

Lenkavs : mr bubbles is 2kool4skool
★Mr.bübbles★ : damn straight

A wild f2p : mr. bubbles is good a t spy tracking
A wild f2p : a little too good
★Mr.bübbles★ : damn straight
★Mr.bübbles★ : yeah i use lmao box
*DEAD* ★Mr.bübbles★ : it just helps with the aim a little bit

Big Buddy : cause your ♥♥♥♥ kiddo
Big Buddy : xd
(gets top leader board)
Big Buddy : Well
Big Buddy : at least im not a ♥♥♥♥♥♥

thejanwyman : bubbles you deepthroat ♥♥♥♥
★Mr.bübbles★ : damn right
*DEAD* InfernapeK : ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I needed to kill bubbles (you cocky [pun intended) bastard


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[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] do you have change for a donger bill [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ


You have sucessfully read the final crys of the foes that the beast has concurred, their final crys of pure rage that quenches his thirst. But, This is only the beginning, for more like these poor souls shall appear in this very tome.

:cross:John.L.TitsMcgee 4:20:cross:
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