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34 of 50 (68%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2015 @ 11:26am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2015 @ 4:29pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2015 @ 7:59pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2017 @ 12:34pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2015 @ 2:09pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2015 @ 3:14pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2017 @ 8:25pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2015 @ 1:05pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2015 @ 2:47pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2017 @ 5:38pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2017 @ 8:03pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2017 @ 8:53pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2017 @ 5:43pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2017 @ 12:18pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2015 @ 5:13pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2017 @ 11:41am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2015 @ 4:32pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2017 @ 3:23pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2015 @ 11:53am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2015 @ 12:27pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2017 @ 1:42pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2017 @ 4:19pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2015 @ 2:47pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2017 @ 10:19am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2015 @ 5:14pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2017 @ 9:28am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2017 @ 9:31am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2017 @ 2:26pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2017 @ 1:51pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2017 @ 7:33pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2015 @ 11:16am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2015 @ 7:01pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2015 @ 11:13am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2015 @ 4:36pm



For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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