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😱
Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurence of the
improbable.
- H. L. Mencken
😘
Some people manage by the book, even though they don't know who wrote the
book or even what book.
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Default, n.:
The hardware's, of course.
🤠
[at Peter's imaginary version of Cheesy Charlie's]
Kid: I have 13 tickets, is that enough?
Clerk: I'm sorry, Timmy. You need 15 tickets to live.
🙂
So far we've managed to avoid turning Perl into APL. :-)
-- Larry Wall in <[email protected]>
😯
Two men looked out from the prison bars,
One saw mud--
The other saw stars.
Now let me get this right: two prisoners are looking out the window.
While one of them was looking at all the mud -- the other one got hit
in the head.
😫
The trouble with a lot of self-made men is that they worship their creator.
😴