Guppy: "Your poop's very tasty"

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monatrox [6:09 PM]
you insult my console output, you insult me

[6:09]
also that's probably the worst quote I've ever said

[6:09]
in my life

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Tidus: "I'm the most exceptional person I've ever met in my life. ... Everything I say is worth remembering."

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9:22 PM - Apophix: how is killdroid city now
9:22 PM - KillDroid1000: I enjoy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
9:23 PM - KillDroid1000: around
9:23 PM - KillDroid1000: that was not the place to hit enter on

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Tidus on Mailing Packages:

Tidus: "You just open the mouth, and start shoving."

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Lag on Heroes of the Storm:

"Mother of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥"

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Tidus: "How could I be confident if I didn't think I was better than everyone else?"

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Hestky on professional business terminology:

4:41 PM - Hestky: I could theoretically manage some beeps and boops, yes
4:41 PM - Apophix: beeps and boops
4:42 PM - Hestky: And zips and zaps
4:42 PM - Hestky: Blips and blaps
4:42 PM - Apophix: zips and zaps
4:42 PM - Apophix: blips and blaps
4:42 PM - Hestky: whips and whaps
4:42 PM - Apophix: whips and whaps
4:42 PM - Hestky: Yes all of those
4:42 PM - Hestky: The best conversation
4:42 PM - Hestky: Ever had
4:42 PM - Hestky: It's going on my gravestone

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Props on Alcoholism:

"I'm not drinking I'm just having a drink."

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4:44 PM - Monatrox: she would totally want my d
4:44 PM - Monatrox: if I rolled around
4:44 PM - Monatrox: in a frog suit
4:44 PM - Monatrox: saying wurmp wurmp

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Tidus: I hate how intelligent and mature I am.

( 1 min later )

Tidus: Poop, haha, ♥♥♥♥ you

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Guppy: "I don't know what's going on we're playing nhl and juan drank five hour energy and he's going to die and James is watching limited edition reese's ore-*belch* sorry"

Guppy: "There's pistachios on the floor and I don't know what to do with them sorry I'm sorry sorry I'm sorry sorry"

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3:45 PM - Hestky: I think I had a srtoke
3:45 PM - Hestky: lmao
3:45 PM - Hestky: perfect timing
3:45 PM - Hestky: to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ typo

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KillDroid: "Because I lost my D, I lost my love."

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Tidus: "Yeah, I have an ego, but at least I deserve mine."
Tidus: "My ego isn't big enough for how awesome I am."

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Tidus: "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I wish I was a female."

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The Last Moon: "Blood is like, the perfect person."

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Guppy: "You have nice eyes."

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Guppy: "I don't know, I like the ♥♥♥♥♥."