OnurPro95's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 23 Mar, 2015 @ 2:15pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2019 @ 5:10pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 23 Mar, 2015 @ 1:52pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 10:25am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2019 @ 8:04pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2019 @ 8:57pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2019 @ 12:00am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2019 @ 1:12am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2020 @ 4:16am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 7 Feb, 2020 @ 9:00pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2020 @ 2:01am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2020 @ 7:16pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2020 @ 5:38am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2020 @ 3:26am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2019 @ 5:17pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 7 Feb, 2020 @ 9:38pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 7 Feb, 2020 @ 10:21pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 18 Nov, 2020 @ 1:50am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2020 @ 3:15am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2020 @ 4:38pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2020 @ 2:16am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2020 @ 6:39pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 23 Mar, 2015 @ 1:52pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2020 @ 3:00am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2018 @ 3:54pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 10:09pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 7 Feb, 2020 @ 10:07pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 11 Feb, 2019 @ 5:31am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2019 @ 9:01pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 23 Mar, 2015 @ 1:50pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2020 @ 3:52am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 11 Feb, 2019 @ 5:41am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2021 @ 4:32pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 7:10pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 10:08pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2021 @ 11:29pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 12:49pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 18 Nov, 2020 @ 2:55am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2019 @ 1:15am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2021 @ 9:26pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2020 @ 7:19pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 5:37pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 8:38pm

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 2:34pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 5:55pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 23 Feb, 2019 @ 11:41am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

24 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

11 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

10 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

1,125 / 5,000