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19 of 50 (38%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Special Education

Complete the tutorial.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2015 @ 7:45pm

White Baby Get

Find an abandoned white baby.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2015 @ 8:07pm

Gotta Catch 'Em All

Find all the abandoned infants.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2015 @ 9:55pm

Daddy?

Find an abandoned black baby.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2015 @ 7:41pm

Rock the Vote

Find an abandoned hispanic baby.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2015 @ 9:42pm

Kawaii!!

Find an abandoned asian baby.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2015 @ 9:55pm

Baby Kin

Find an abandoned alien baby.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2015 @ 8:01pm

Little Italy Deaths

Die in every possible manner in Little Italy.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2015 @ 9:14pm

Clowntown:Clinic

Burn down a free clinic.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2015 @ 9:36pm

King Of The Streetfolk

Complete the Hobo storyline.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2015 @ 8:09pm

Head Pimp

Complete the "Lady of the Night" storyline.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2015 @ 8:00pm

Top Rat

Complete the Politician storyline.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2015 @ 8:27pm

Looky-Loo

Look at 500 unique objects or people.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2015 @ 9:52pm

Filthy Paws

Touch 500 unique objects or people.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2015 @ 9:53pm

ClownTown: Sister Carrie

Ruin a poor nun's day.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2015 @ 8:11pm

Clown Town: Critical Mass

Reach a critical clown mass.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2015 @ 9:26pm

Father Of The Year

Re-abandon an infant.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2015 @ 8:29pm

Mauled

Get mauled by a bear.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2015 @ 9:25pm

Meet Your Makers

Discover the Stone Monkey Studios office.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2015 @ 9:29pm



Master of Death

Die in every possible manner in the entire game.
1 / 12

Airport Deaths

Die in every possible manner in and around the Airport.
3 / 8

Slums Deaths

Die in every possible manner in the Slums.
2 / 6

Downtown Deaths

Die in every possible manner Downtown.
5 / 8

Suburbs Deaths

Die in every possible manner in the Suburbs.
2 / 3

Park Deaths

Die in every possible manner in and around the Park.
0 / 3

Docks Deaths

Die in every possible manner in the Docks.
3 / 4

Hockey Rink Deaths

Die in every possible manner in and around the Hockey Rink.
3 / 4

Little Tokyo Deaths

Die in every possible manner in Little Tokyo.
0 / 4

Commune Deaths

Die in every possible manner in the Commune.
3 / 5

Hipton Deaths

Die in every possible manner in Hipton.
2 / 4

Business District Deaths

Die in every possible manner in the Business District.
3 / 5

Clowntown

Complete all of the clown quests/ Lose your soul.
3 / 4

Holy Grinder

Find and return the Holy Grinder to Hobo Bob.
0 / 1

Logophobia

Logophobia: A fear of words. Rush through every storyline.
0 / 4

Rat Race

Complete the Politician storyline in less than an hour.
0 / 1

Bum Rush

Complete the Hobo storyline in less than an hour.
0 / 1

Quickie

Complete the Lady of the Night storyline in less than an hour.
0 / 1

Trigger Happy

Complete the Mafia storyline in less than an hour.
0 / 1

That's All, Folks

Complete all storylines.
3 / 4

Don Of The City

Complete the Mafia storyline.
0 / 1

That's One Way

Take the coward's way out.
0 / 1

Action Hero

Thoroughly investigate 500 unique objects or people.
2 / 3

Two-Lips

Speak To/Lick/Kiss/Eat 500 unique objects or people.
312 / 500

ClownTown: Clownpocalypse

Bring about the Clownpocalypse.
0 / 1

Blast From The Past

Meet each of your predecessors.
1 / 5

Did I Do That?

Inadvertently blow up the world.
0 / 1

Puzzlemaster

Complete the hobo cypher on hard mode.
0 / 1

A Brief Reunion

Become an "Informant" for Special Agent Flash.
0 / 1

No Life

Unlock all achievements.
5 / 16
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