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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:18pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:11am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:37am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:42am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:52pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:13am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:21pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:13am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:14am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:14am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:14am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:37pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:24am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:05am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:01pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:03am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:04am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:11am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:01pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:51am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:34am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:44am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:44am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:56pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:38am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:48pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:44am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:21pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:11pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:19pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:01am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:25am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 5:01am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:04am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:51am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:18am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 7:41am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:14am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:38am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:13am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:01am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:24am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:54am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:40am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 4:40pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:27am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:27am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:30am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:13am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:10am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:09am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:41am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:44am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:44am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:45am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:11am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:46am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:31pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:32am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:00pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:17pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:48pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:49am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:54am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:00am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:06am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:21am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:07am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:48am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:32am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:41pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:27pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:41am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:42am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:51am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:11am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:34am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:14am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:14am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:57am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:41am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:34pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:55am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:35am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 3:21am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 11:55am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:27am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:04am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:10am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 3:03am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:51am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:23pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:02pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:11am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:12am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:41am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:06am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:13am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:28am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:56am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:50pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:54am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:02pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:19am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:14am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 2:35pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:22pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:42am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:42am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:42am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:43am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:43am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:51am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:11am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:31am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:11am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:39am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:46am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:45am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:12pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:12pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:09pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:41am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:37am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:21pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:41am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:16am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:26am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:43am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:11am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:30pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:37am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:02pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:48am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:27pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:38am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:45am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:53am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:43pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:04am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:09am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:08am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 7:59am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 7:21am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 10:16am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:32am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:42pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:14pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:50pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:08pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:30pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:10pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:11am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:31am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:15pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:13am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:44pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:09am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:09am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:11am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:58am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:58am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:39am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:33am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:53pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:54am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:06am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:44am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:01am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 1:40am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2022 @ 11:41am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 4:58pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 12:30pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 12:30pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 12:29pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 12:29pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 12:29pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 12:30pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 1:36pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 1:35pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 1:35pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 1:36pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 1:36pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:36am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:46am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:42am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:11am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:30pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:58am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 12:31pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:07am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:48am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:15pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:13am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:46am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:46pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:09am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:11am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:11am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:58am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:36am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:36am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:37am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:25pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 10:52am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:47pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:30pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:36am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:36am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:36am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 6:09am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 6:09am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 10:52am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:30pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:58am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:50am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:59pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:52pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:15am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 2:01am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 3:36am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:12am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:11am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:20am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:12am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 9:39am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:29am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 11:10am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 7:20am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 7:59am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 10:25am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:46pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:10am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:54am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:58am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:35am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:58am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:35am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 6:08am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:33am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:33am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:24pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:41am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:21pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:11am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:30pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:32am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:15am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 7:21am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 4:06pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:25pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 12:30pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 6:08am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 4:59pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:35am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 12:41pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:17pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:41am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:48am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:53pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:05am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 7:22am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 9:09am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 2:01am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:37am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:43pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 12:30pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:00pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 2:01pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 1:58am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 7:07pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 3:24am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 6:59am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 4:39am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 1:39am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 12:47pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 1:24am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 4:18am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 4:17am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 1:22am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 5:25am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 1:58am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 6:59am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 11:55am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 3:45am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 12:21pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:46am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:33am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:54am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:38am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:39am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:58am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 6:39am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:24pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 6:28am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 3:08am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 3:08am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 2:00am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:45am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 2:06am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:40am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:57am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 3:19pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 5:20am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:49am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 2:50am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 3:10am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 12:29pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 3:56am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:43am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:11am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:30pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:32am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 7:20am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 7:59am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 10:25am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 3:56am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 10:40am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:41am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:30pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 12:30pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:52am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:35am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:02pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:09am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 10:25am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 5:01am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 10:21am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 5:16am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 4:42pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 1:46pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:05pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:55pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 9:22am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:27am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 2:47pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 12:35pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:48pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:49pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:49pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:49pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:49pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:49pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:49pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 4:33am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 12:47pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 10:40am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 4:45pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:48pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:49pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 12:30pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:47pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:47pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:47pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:31pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:31pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 3:57am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 3:56am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 12:22pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 5:25am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:47pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 3:58am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 4:40pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 2:32pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 4:38pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 4:39am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 12:58pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 2:15pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 1:23pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 1:16pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 12:50pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:42pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 12:16pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 5:25am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 2:33pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 12:30pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 2:32pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 2:32pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 3:32pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 3:32pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 10:40am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 5:24am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 5:25am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 5:37am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 4:46pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 1:46pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 2:32pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 2:32pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 2:32pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 5:22am



Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked