Recent reviews by Optimus Swine

fun, cute, challenging tower defense game. Can get chaotic!

Got killed by a flying bathtub being piloted by 6 babies.

11/10.

When the ARMA II mod came out, That $hit was the bomb.
Lost it when the standalone was announced and bought it right away. Was really excited to see where it was going after the release.

But Jesus Christ 3 years and still not even past beta?

I want to really love DayZ because it really is an awesome idea. But come on. Get this sorted.

6/10 so far. I'm sure it'll go up when full release.

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Still genuinely one of my fave games of all time...

But It's been a LOOOOOONNNNNG time since I've looked back at vanilla and to be perfectly honest with you, I can't see myself doing it for a while more. Game still not out of Beta.

Thank the LIGHT for the modding community.