Recent reviews by Wildeity

This game only has a few backrooms that they put effort into. The rest is a cheese-fest cash grab that isn't much of a puzzle or horror thing as much as it is a headache inducing waste of time. I guess copying and pasting a bunch of hallways is the new hallmark for development. God please take the unity engine away from script kiddies so they stop producing games with these ♥♥♥♥ levels they spent about 30 minutes creating.

I wish the leaderboards didn't have cheaters

My future as a truck driver looks bright.

This game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spot-on. The second I picked it up, I knew it was going to be the best ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game I ever played. Now I've divided this review into segments to help you understand truly why this is a masterpiece and why you should pay $60 for it.

•Graphics
•Gameplay
•Controls
•Variety

1. Graphics:
The graphics. My god, when you buy this game, the shiny green cover is enough to titillate your titties if that's the right spelling for the former word. You start off in littleroot town and the game already puts you in explorer mode by starting you off in a truck. You don't know where you are, and where you're going. A light pops up on the side of the truck which makes it obvious that you have to go in that direction. This is how the game ties in the controls and the graphics to work together. The game respects your intelligence, and your intuition helps you understand that hitting the right key on the D-pad will make you exit the vehicle. That's what video game and graphics design should be. Fastforward 4-5 minutes, you encounter professor Birch who lets you pick a pokemon quickly to save his posterior from being raided by a zigzag raccoon, and the pokeballs pop out like they're in your actual physical reality. 10/10 on graphics. Emerald is a masterpiece.

2. Gameplay:
If there's anything that sets this game apart, it's the gameplay. As soon as you pop into the game, your character shows true badassery in the form of a slow-motion shootout. You're basically an undercover agent or some ♥♥♥♥ but it doesn't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ matter because there you are, on the street, shooting the ♥♥♥♥ out of people, it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing. The game immediately lets you know that you can pick up salvaged weapons. The guns have just the right amount of kick to them, it doesn't have ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ recoil like counter-strike to let you feel like you're actually playing a videogame.

3. Controls:
I think the most important part for any fighting game are the controls. This is where super mario bros. 4 gets it right. The game is insanely easy to control yet hard to master. You can pop the goombas which are the first enemy that intuitively help you learn the controls, just like the aforementioned truck incident in littleroot town. Then you move onto the turtles that are arguably more difficult to maneuver around and offer you the first challenge. The game helps you learn the ropes of its universe by playing the game and not some controller map or tutorial or other gay ♥♥♥♥.

4. Variety:
Game freak really stepped their ♥♥♥♥ up when it came to including all of the original monsters from the Pokemon franchise in this game. Not much else to say. 10/10

TL;DR you should buy No Man's Sky for the full price, it's a great game.

One of the best games I've ever played. The art style only completes what is already a great game.

Run around stuffing berries in your mouth in what is arguably the most barren and boring experience I've ever had.

its alright I guess

Bought like 4 mangoes. Dunno how to play the game but the mangoes are pretty dope

This game blows I can hear ♥♥♥♥ rustling in the background when I load into a server and I can hear russian men talking yet I cannot move around or do anything because the loading screen is still obstructing my vision.

i hit car

big ball go in goal

im win

good game