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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 501.8 hrs on record (255.1 hrs at review time)
Posted: 12 Apr, 2016 @ 9:26am

  • Connected to DarkRP server.
  • Downloading addon 1 out of 9500.
  • *3 hours later* Done.
  • Bought most expensive item on server.
  • Went afk in my house.
  • Came back.. Item missing, as well as my entire house contents.
  • Got arrested for no reason.
  • Left server.

*Thirty minutes later..*

  • Connected to same server.. again.
  • Sees law board saying medical drugs r ok.
  • Opened medical drug store.
  • Got raided by police .-.
  • Cop became my client and came for drugs once in a while.
  • Paidmods clipping through my store with freaky Anime playermodels.
  • Got raided by different cop.
  • Said that I wont fight and will allow him to confiscate my drugs while he was breaking in.
  • Got fifty .50 Cal bullets in my chest, along with all my ♥♥♥♥ destroyed.
  • Left server.

After a short break of inhaling and exhaling Oxygen..
  • Connected to same server.. AGAIN!
  • Decided to buy a helicopter.
  • Ended up killing 20 people that were flying into my rotor blades. Godly beings didn't care.
  • Terrorist shot my helicopter down, helicopter falls on him and kills him, injuring other 2 people from explosions.
  • Terrorist gets permaban for 'mass' RDM.
  • Newbie cop starts chasing me for no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reason.
  • Mob boss runs cop over with a plane - later got frozen into place by the godly beings and later on banned for 'mass' RDM.
  • Someone shoots and kills me with a chicken gun. I leave server..

    After 30 minutes, I decide to go back on server.
    • I decide to start living a happy citizen life.
    • Got most expensive furniture and designed my house..
    • Suddenly I hear a loud man screaming while running inside my house.
    • Heard him screaming 'ALLAHU AKBAR' and my entire house burned to ashes.
    • I got banned for killing terrorist (wtf).
    • Thats it, im ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ done with this ♥♥♥♥.

    10/10 Would play DarkRP again.
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14 Comments
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NoCster 8 May, 2016 @ 5:08pm 
Darkrp in a nut shell......






drink me pls c:
purple ☆ puppy 7 with xanax 20 Apr, 2016 @ 3:18am 
@TheExtremist have you ever heard of a bad admin who... WASN'T a child? GOD. What BULL. We all know all adults are extremely responsible and mature and grown-up and are the best admin choice on servers EVER and that those CHILDREN are just IMMATURE. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM. God. F'in kids, ruining my Gmod RP server! They should all just play Thomas the Tank Engine or something.
bottlecap 19 Apr, 2016 @ 4:38pm 
the... is fucking... HILARIUS!
reacher 19 Apr, 2016 @ 3:28pm 
@Draggy never heard of paidadmins, I usually stay away from RPs
reacher 19 Apr, 2016 @ 2:50pm 
well, that's darkrp. little children with admin
Magenta Lizard 19 Apr, 2016 @ 12:36pm 
holy crap i need to check this out! better go get my tda chibi neru playermodel! XD
purple ☆ puppy 7 with xanax 18 Apr, 2016 @ 1:47am 
This is... SORT OF ORIGINAL!
NEVER THOUGHT ID SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS EVER IN MY LIFETIME!
Jake [From State Farm] 16 Apr, 2016 @ 4:12pm 
This is prbably my new favorite gmod review now, hahaha! :sniperskull:
Jake [From State Farm] 15 Apr, 2016 @ 10:31pm 
What server?
Beicher 15 Apr, 2016 @ 9:07pm 
Best review ever.