In Helgen, in Skyrim dragon-born and raised,
On adventures is where I spent most of my days,
Sneaking and smithing and acting all cool,
And shooting some mudcrabs outside of school,
When a couple of guards there were up to no good,
Started making trouble for the Dark Brotherhood,
I got in one little fight and I hide in a tree,
And that's when I took an iron arrow to the knee.