Recent reviews by Unwoven Sleeve

Fish

Honestly just not a good game

Voice acting sucks

Gunplay/combat in general is just weak and not fun, playing on classic and dudes will just soak so many Tommy Gun rounds, shotgun's have ♥♥♥♥ all range, melee is like a weird quicktime event thing, just not fun.

Driving is sluggish, laggy and slippery, the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ race mission took way too long to figure out you need to plug in a controller to have any hope of beating it, because turning and pressing the ram key "f" (which is basically just a drift button) is essential to winning and cannot be remapped.

Story is dogwater, I couldn't care less about any of these characters.

Graphics are okay but that's like the least important part of the game

Settings menu is trash but that's just a given with console ports

It feels like nobody play-tested this, on classic difficulty at least. Dying and going back to a checkpoint where you're 3 seconds away from failing the mission, having to wait for a loading screen just to restart the mission 10 seconds in because you know you've already failed (The race), running alongside characters walking during slow ass sections sitting through garbage dialogue spoken by the most emotionless flat characters with empty facial animations.

I honestly don't see the appeal in this game, it's just another sub-par console port open world slopfest.

Clunky and Janky, not very fun

Feels like one of those horrible mobile ads.

All negative reviews are from the unworthy.

Poor souls never got to cuck the kingdom's communal wife.

I received and was forced by gunpoint to play this, I did not have a good time.

Leaf

Some levels kinda buggy but I think vsync helps fix most of them.

Masterpiece of a game, if you never played it as a kid, now's your chance.

The Minion

It's alright

Fun puzzle game, great story and interesting twists.

Can get a bit difficult but just remember to go back over every single item and every dialogue option.