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487 people found this review helpful
59 people found this review funny
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13.2 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I hope they add a character who is just a normal Otter, so he has to stand on a stack of books and hold the cards with both paws.
Posted 16 October.
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330 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
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Civilization, for me is remembering sitting next to my dad for hours and hours and him trying to explain it to me but my little brain not understanding it. For this I will always have and play this game, Thank you Dad, miss you very much....
Posted 7 July.
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1,175 people found this review helpful
95 people found this review funny
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0.2 hrs on record
My husband said if this review gets 100 likes, I can name our son Dave.
Posted 3 July.
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1,192 people found this review helpful
823 people found this review funny
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4.3 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I work 40 hours a week in a supermarket, only to get back home and start all over again.Great game
Posted 12 March. Last edited 22 March.
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632 people found this review helpful
237 people found this review funny
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3.7 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
Step 1: Get game
Step 2: Play game
Step 3: Be smart
Step 4: Beat game
Step 5: Tell friend to get game
Step 6: Play multiplayer
Step 7: Scream at them for being stupid
Step 8: Feel good about yourself
Posted 24 June, 2023.
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410 people found this review helpful
25 people found this review funny
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54.6 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
>Playing medic and i spawn on my squad in random location like usual
>we're holding a building when a squad of enemies surround us
>people dying left and right, it's almost hopeless
>pull myself together, start dragging everyone who is in the line of fire to cover
>Bandage them up good as new
>People keep dying, I keep bringing them back
>i keep telling them "you're not gonna die today"
>one of the soldiers starts screaming "TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER"
>tell him "TELL HER YOURSELF, SOLDIER. WE'RE MAKING IT OUT OF HERE TOGETHER"
>eventually we take the building and surrounding area back and capture the objective

this is what gaming was made for and this sort of moment was encapsulating to me, few games can really capture that feeling.
Posted 15 June, 2023. Last edited 21 June, 2023.
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183 people found this review helpful
16 people found this review funny
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0.5 hrs on record
Got a cat here. Friends passing by can touch her and click Like to pet her once.


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Posted 13 June, 2023. Last edited 22 March.
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714 people found this review helpful
590 people found this review funny
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3.1 hrs on record
1. You buy the game
2. you launch the game
3. you play the game
4. you acquire basic materials
5. you search food
6. you gather more materials
7. you search food
8. you escape to another island
9. you search for food
10. you fight animals
11. you eat the animals
12. you dehydrate
13. you watch a tutorial on how to get drink water
14. you now have water to drink
15. you realize that you will never wanna leave this island because you will have to build another water still
16. you gather food
17. you step in a poisonous plant
18 you watch a tutorial on how to cure the poison
19. you gather food
20. you leave the island to find a pipi plant
21. you search for the plant
22. you search for the plant
23. you search for the plant
24. you gather food
25. you found the plant and make a antidote
26. you gather food
27. you realize that you dehydrate
28. you realize that you have a sunburn
29 you realize that you are bleeding
30. you realize that you are starving
31. you realize that you will never find back to your island
32. you fall into a state of crippling depression
33. you exit the game
34. you realize you can't refund it because you have more than 2 hours on it
35. you cry
Posted 12 June, 2023. Last edited 12 June, 2023.
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199 people found this review helpful
29 people found this review funny
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20.3 hrs on record
Start with nothing and no idea how to survive. Die a few times, and figure out the basics: you can eat this, you can't drink that. Die a few more times from parasites or disease, and discover which plants have medicinal properties (and pay for that knowledge with poisoning or death a few times). Survive longer, build weapons, defend yourself from enemies and predators.

Eventually, you know every food and water source, can crush every enemy, can build anything you need. You are more than a match for anything this inhospitable world might throw at you. Nature regards you with awe: you are the King of the Jungle.

Then step on a scorpion far from your camp. Your bandages with antivenom herbs are back at camp. Stumble around looking for the herb you need. Your fever rises.

Pass out on the forest floor. Wake up: parasitic worms hiding in the muddy ground have made a home under your skin. Use a bone fragment as a needle and dig them out. Pass out from the pain.

You wake up dangerously dehydrated, and your makeshift coconut canteen already drained. Making it home is your only hope. You start in the right direction, but the combination of the fever, the now infected scorpion sting, and the open sores from your impromptu worm surgery have weakened you so that you can only make it a few hundred yards in between passing out.

Your periodic unconsciousness gives more worms the opportunity to claim a new home. The fever rises. Dehydration worsens. Hunger racks your body. You hope the growl you heard was just a mouse, and not a jaguar hunting you. Irrelevant, as you pass out again.

You can make it, less than a mile to go. Medicine, food, water, fire, and rest all await you. Just a little further.

You stumble one last time, and fall to the ground. This time, you don't rise again. Throat parched, delirious with fever, body covered in wounds and sores. Your vision fades to black.

Scavengers consume your body, and the sun bleaches your bones. Nature looks with indifference over the few scattered, splintered bones that mark your final resting place.

Here lies the King.
Posted 10 June, 2023. Last edited 11 June, 2023.
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780 people found this review helpful
53 people found this review funny
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13.9 hrs on record
I am a 45 yo father, probably one of the oldest people playing this game. I am a single father to my Son, who is 14 now. My son got this game for Christmas in 2021 from his uncle, so we installed it on his computer and he started playing. By the end of the week he had 24 hours on this game. This was horrible for me, as it was already hard for me to find ways to spend time with my son, as he is always out with his friends or just watching YouTube. So i decided to make a Steam account and get this game to see if I could maybe play alongside him. I loaded into the game, picked my character and world and started playing but I was stuck on what you where supposed to do. I asked my Son for help and he hosted a game for me to join. I loved it as it was the best time I had spent with my Son since my wife had died. This game has ever since brought me and my son closer again and now we actually spend time together outside the house together as well. This game reminded me that there's fun to be had in everything, and it has brought both me and my Son many happy memories.
Posted 9 June, 2023. Last edited 9 June, 2023.
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