Tisovcik's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:37pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 3:33pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 1:21am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:05am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 7:22am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 12:39am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:39am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 12:27am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 3:26am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 8:24am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 9:30am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 11:18am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 3:26am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:50am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:53am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 11:01am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:43am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 8:02am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 7:27am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:18am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 6:31am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 6:28am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 6:29am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 6:29am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:37pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 1:59am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 8:23am

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:30am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:32am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:09am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:37am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:49am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:53am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 1:12am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:48am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 11:35am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 11:01am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:41am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:18am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:26am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 10:47am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 2:18am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 8:02am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 12:27am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 10:06am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 7:27am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 5:07am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 7:01am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 9:52am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 3:39am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 4:36am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 4:37am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 3:30am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:08am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:40pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 2:02am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 12:36am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 8:06am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 10:33am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 3:32am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 3:33am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 8:22am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 3:32am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:31am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 11:28am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 6:29am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 2:18am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 4:24am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 4:35am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 7:33am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 7:22am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:18am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 12:27am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 8:21am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 6:29am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 2:16am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 4:29am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 10:28am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 10:28am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 5:41am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 10:31am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 4:22am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 2:25am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:36am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 1:40am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:37am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 2:08am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 2:09am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 3:35am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 10:30am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 10:35am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:48am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 9:39am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 3:34am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 1:07am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 3:36am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 4:40pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:27am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 5:23am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 1:10am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:49pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 11:30am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 1:37am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 11:17am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 10:58am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 11:19am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 11:22am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 11:01am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 12:44am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 12:46am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 12:50am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 1:00am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 1:08am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 6:57am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:47am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 4:40pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 3:35am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 9:01am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 7:25am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 10:06am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 2:18am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 10:35am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 10:33am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 10:37am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 3:36am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 3:39am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 4:17am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 6:29am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 2:21am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 11:15am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 11:15am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 5:58am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 2:03am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 4:56am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 7:54am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 11:18am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 7:22am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 10:47am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 7:24am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 10:58am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:01am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:36am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 10:06am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 2:09am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 12:55am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 11:40am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 1:40am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 10:06am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 3:34am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 3:52am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 4:02am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 10:07am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 3:37am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 4:14am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:08am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:07am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:19am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:16am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:23am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:19am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 7:51am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 1:19am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 8:20am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:10am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:10am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:15am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 6:29am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:21am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 10:03am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 4:39pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 10:25am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 10:58am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 2:09am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 3:34am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 10:30am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 10:32am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 10:36am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 3:36am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 3:47am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 4:17am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:19am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 8:12am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:58am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 3:30am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 11:03am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 3:31am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 4:12am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:32am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:11am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 1:15am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:14am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 3:27am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 5:30am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 2:17am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 7:54am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 9:01am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 10:59am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 11:29am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 3:42am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 5:21am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 11:04am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 3:31am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 10:24am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 1:38am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 4:05am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 8:13am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 3:37am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 3:37am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:02am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 3:34am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 10:33am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 10:34am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 3:35am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 3:37am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 3:47am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:18am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 8:10am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 8:24am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 1:14am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:27am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 6:42am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 7:30am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:29am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 12:21am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:33am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 12:07am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 12:42am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 5:25am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 4:40am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 3:47am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 5:06am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:14am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 12:21pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 1:10am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:27am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 5:08am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 10:39am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 3:35am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 3:46am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 4:17am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:23am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 8:13am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 1:02am

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:57am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:27am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:58am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:57am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 8:21am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 5:10am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:10am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 1:17am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:15am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:27am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:26am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 5:50am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 10:05am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 10:19am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 6:03am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 10:37am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 10:38am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 10:51am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 12:55am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 1:26am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 3:01am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 6:45am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 2:10am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 1:15am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 1:06am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 5:49am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2024 @ 3:30pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Unlocked 23 May, 2024 @ 1:30am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 10:33am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 11:00pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 10:05am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 10:26am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 3:36am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:17am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 8:25am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 5:11am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 10:20am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 2:58am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:18am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 4:39am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 6:37am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 9:30am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 3:37am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 1:03am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 4:17am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 1:15pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 8:12am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 8:24am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:57am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:57am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:58am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 5:22am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 10:24am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 10:26am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 11:24am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 5:50am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 8:12am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 8:24am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:27am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:27am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:57am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 5:22am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 5:25am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 10:26am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 10:27am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:49am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:51am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 3:48am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 3:50am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:07am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:11am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:12am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:14am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 8:12am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 10:11am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 12:17am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 1:44am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 4:35am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 4:36am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 9:51am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 3:32pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 3:02am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 10:41am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 4:35am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 5:40am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 5:40am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 4:47am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 4:09am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 8:03am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 5:45am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 5:48am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:13am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:26am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:29am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 7:09am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 8:32am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 10:16am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 12:42am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 5:25am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 5:19am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:27am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:27am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:58am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 5:23am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 10:25am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 10:26am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 12:59am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:51am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:52am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 3:50am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 4:02am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:42am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:45am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 5:00am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 4:39pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 10:26am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 4:15am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 1:15am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 5:19am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 10:19am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 12:36am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:40am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 6:42am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 3:37am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:21am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 12:30am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 7:44am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 10:24am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 6:28am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 10:19am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 9:01am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 5:37am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 9:01am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 3:30am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 3:38am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 8:25am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:27am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 5:30am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 12:35am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 3:53am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:45am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 7:32am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 4:14am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 5:01am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:42am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 5:26am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 5:50am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 12:44am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 6:21am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 8:30am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 2:47am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 4:26am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 12:18pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 2:49am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 10:22am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 10:12am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 10:13am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 10:01am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:00am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 6:19am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:18am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 1:21pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:41am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 10:41am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 6:25am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 10:51am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 4:23am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 12:54am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 3:49am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 10:22am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 5:23am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 10:25am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 10:26am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 11:21am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:50am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:52am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 3:49am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 3:54am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:40am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:44am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 7:07am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 7:13am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 7:51am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 2:52am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 12:09am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 7:12am

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 11:20am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:41am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:51am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:52am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 3:53am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:39am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:42am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 4:41pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 7:10am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 7:50am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 8:33am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 2:50am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 12:10pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 10:16am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 7:01am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 10:28am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 5:51am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 8:10am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:25am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 5:25am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 10:19am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 3:50am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:41am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 7:15am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 12:10pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:41am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 8:59am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 4:17am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 5:11am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 3:47am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2024 @ 6:24am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:17am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 5:23am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 10:35am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 1:03am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 8:17am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 3:23am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 2:00am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 9:54am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 3:35am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 5:16am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 8:54am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:53am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 11:05am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:15am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:37pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 3:46pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 3:46pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 2:34am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 3 Nov, 2022 @ 11:14am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.

Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 3:27am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 3:18am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 6:49am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 8:43am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 3:24am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).

Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:47pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 4:36am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 3:38am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 5:51am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 1:10am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:27am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 10:24am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 4:40am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:29am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 8:32am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 10:16am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 8:17am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 4:50am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 5:11am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 3:47am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 6:27am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:51am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:52am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 3:51am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 3:55am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:41am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:43am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 4:42pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 7:16am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 2:58am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 8:33am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 12:10pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 10:15am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 10:18am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 7:00am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 9:53am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 10:59am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 3:44pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 10:28am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 3:31am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 10:28am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 2:33pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 4:24am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 10:41am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 11:15am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 11:02am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:41am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:42am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 10:12am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 10:10am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 3:33am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 10:36am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 8:04am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 4:27am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:26am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:38am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:26am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:35am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:35am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:48am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 4:01am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:42am

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:36am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:39am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:39am

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:39am

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:39am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:40am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:40am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:40am

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:40am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:40am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:41am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:49am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 11:33am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 1:07am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:37am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:37am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:37am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 8:44am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:33am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:33am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:33am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:33am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:33am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:33am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:33am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:33am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:33am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:33am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:33am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:45am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:46am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:47am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:50am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 11:29am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 1:07am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:48am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 11:34am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:33am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:33am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:33am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 11:28am