Force fed me silicon wafers while screaming "it's not a bug it's a feature" Great trader rep

Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding me? One year passed and nobody else commented on your profile?

Well, this year wasn't as exciting as last year. The only thing that really happened was us buying a SouljaFuse and SouljaBoy in San Francisco. Jesus Christ. Upon launching this damn piece of fake Chinese hardware we felt dizzier than that one time we got high on manga ink.
Suddenly we found ourselves surrounded by female reggies and we had to go on a quest to defeat the fake reggie with the sunglasses that was in that one weird nintendo video to get back to the normal world. Don't wanna do that again.
Also, none of the things I wished for became true. You didn't even watch GTO.

- better watch that ♥♥♥♥ by next year

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What
A
Year

First, you introduced me to your bombshell babe asian gf whose hobbies include freezing people and worshipping satan. Then that night in Vegas where you built a time machine to bet your knives on csgolotto (RIP) and came back with a 3000 pound debt... but it was all good cause you had a time machine. Remember when you used it to tell the Theo in 2014 to buy Bitcoins but he was too busy collecting Bitchcoins (M***) and he ended up not buying any?
I geniunely hope good thinks happen to you from now on (getting out of silver, getting a 3d waifu, your taste in women becoming more refined)
Also you gotta watch GTO

- Love, your mom

WEEBS UNITE (\(^.^)/)

WEEBS UNITE (\(^.^)/)

Hi! Whoever is reading this, I understand how rough things are right now. I just want to let you know that things will get better, I promise. Keep holding on just a little bit longer. I know you feel like nobody really cares. You're wrong, stop denying it. I care, otherwise I wouldn't be writing this. You're not alone, we may be miles away but we're all going through the same things. Please keep holding on.

Excuse me just passing through while browsing random profiles, but may I ask how you came to have such a beautiful profile picture? Did you make it yourself, or is it from some anime series?
While I am here I might also add I love those city gif's, beautifull artwork.

Happy Holidays V.2
Just ignore the fact I'm 4 days early

bitte nicht den kuchen anfassen...

I dream in anime whenever i think of anime before i go to sleep, which is like everyday!! lolz. I think it's normal to dream about the things going on in your life and if anime is a big and important part of your life then why not dream about it? You dream whatever you want to dream about no matter what anybody else says because it's your life and you gotta live it the way you want to live it to be happy! Don't you wanna be happy? Because I sure do.

Happy Anniversary Day Theo

Happy Holidays Theo

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