Valpernikus⁧⁧Lollygag
Mr. Eat without bib when i'm feeling brave   Denmark
 
 
:hello: hello and welcome to my profile :hello: Certified Kid Scissor operator ✔️
Giraffes necks are getting shorter , Schindler's list funny moments V2
↓ So you wanna hear about me no.....can't blame you me neither ↓

i look a bit like this :bsleach: you will be surprise how much is look like me.
My favorite games on steam are probably. Flatout 3: Chaos & Destruction. Sacred 3.Hentai Swap: Femboy Waifus,Hentai Arena | Battle Royale (best Battle Royale out there).Hentai - Area 51.Hentai Nazi. All so great games that they had to be removed way too addicted for people.
Things i like beside games: Eggs.
Now Things i like beside Things i like beside games:My friends if i had any.
Waste my time on pointless things that nobody ever will know i did and even if i tell them they will probly forget about it but i can blame them.
Writing "First" on all youtube video and some times when i really feel good i write "My dad says if i get 69 likes he wil buy me a Aston Martin Vantage.
i like ignoring emails or tags on facebook for weeks, then write to them sorry i have been busy lately because i was chatting with Shanti Gandhi the swanky and my mom ate my pc.
and yes im a furry my fursona is a 30 year unemployed white man named David that look like me and act like me the only difference is my fursona would never eat cat food daily.
My favorite animals is a Tardigrade so cute

Witty game things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6hVmn9FM7o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CRZrY-IMMQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bNZI2GG6Yo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AK26bXWrOvo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuFdCPcO3Eo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHpqy4UUMjU

and just some trash videos i call humor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz3hvXNRYGQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcFWV1QsJyA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-i5qBRHcrBo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOxutBMCOUc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Kg9i0Pt_oA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFEC1REdvPo


♪ soundtracks from game on steam i like ♫
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uN3dxJRnss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQMx1ILebEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyao77lgh_I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL_jZSRZ_Bo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9GaIbECisQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4VTq0sa9yg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTbaP_oxgfo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klfTQvqHe3s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4i8qAZOu5-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYAPgPH9hsI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeitvjG-dgI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ia4CTx-Zi7o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro1mAp4x2zc (this one is mostly nostalgic)


:wowbob: when i look at it is feeding like it's staring right into my soul ;"(

and yes i have over 4800 games i like games maybe i like more to buy game then play them :/ :Discount_20:

any questions just write it in the comments i wil try to answer them
remember
There are no stupid questions, only stupid people like me ;P :tipman:
ok maybe the qustion of is slime youtuber humans we all know they not.

And last if you want me im up for adoption on 6 differant mexican websites just search "pig-nosed frog" on google and you will find me. My mom says im pretty inside last time she's checked.
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Don't take life too seriously
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My Pro Gaming Setup and Expensive Computer Specs. Onlyfans link coming soon.
Pretty please leave a comment why you add me

:Credit::GoldAmp::lasershot::WordE::P::letter_E::ROQUETTE_LAUNCHER::nitrogen::FreebieI::kudos::ultra::richy:


Links to my stuff

if you wanna make a trade offer this is the link

If you one of those i buy your whole Inventory for a discount key price/paypal dont ask im not interested.

If you want a Trading card i have you can send me a trade offer of a card worth the same or more on the steam market that's a pretty high chances i say yes to it.

The only thing you can have for free from me is my games coupons send me a trade offer and you can have it/them

backpack‸tf [www.backpack.tf] The question is why do they have a twitter

csgo‸exchange [csgo.exchange] Here a Pick up line that always work "They call me defuse kit, cause I last 5 seconds"

My rep [rep.tf] My reputation is like when two good homies kiss each other goodnight, Warm and safe with a bit too much tongue.

My Nub Epic Dope Moist Swaggy gaming setup its pretty Gucci Yeast if you ask me #Lit#Flex#Nocap#TBH#Wannajoinmyfreeclubpenguingiftcardgiveawayjustpostyoucreditcardinfo
Replying to @morgan_freeman

Monitor: LCD CCTV Monitor PC Screen AV/RCA/VGA/HDMI 1080p for DSLR Raspberry PI

Second Monitor: Sony Mega Watchman FD-525

Third Monitor:Kimberly Bay Unfinished Wood Slab Screen Door

Keyboard: SafeType Keyboard.

Mouse:Logitech Marble 2 Button Wired Track Ball Optical Mouse

Mousepad: Donkey Kong ONCE Booty 3D Mousepad Uncensored extra big banana edition

Mouse Bungee : A little box with a straw in (homemade)

Headset: Jecklin Float headphone

VR heardset aka my Very rare Hearing Aid Trumpet

VR headset : Virtual Research Flight Helmet

Controller : Intel Wireless Series Gamepad

Arcade Stick : The V. Tech V. Smile Joystick

Microphone: JoJo Siwa Light-Up Microphone its Purple

Gamer glasses : Y2k Integrated Weird Sunglasses Colorful Riding Glasses

Gamer hat : Full Head Green Hat, Shrek Hats with Cute Ears, Knitted Hat with Mask

Power cord: A black one

HDMI to VGA cable: A black one.

Cable with hexagonal on the tip :A black one

Internet cable: You guess it a white one.

Power outlet: Is a happy one because Denmark

My Computer Specs

CPU: Intel 8086 8mhz

PSU: Universal power supply 7.5V

RAM: 90nm 512 Megabit XDR

Back up Ram: 1500 TRX

Video: ATI EGA Wonder

Sound: AdLib Music Synthesizer Card model

Cam: Connectix Quickcam

HDD: Seagate ST-225N 20mb MFM

SSD: samsung 830 pro SSD

Motherboard: IBM 5160 XT motherboard

Fatherboard: Was going to the store to buy C homogenized milk, but java main unclosed the char as = new aws required as.character.default(Data$Add). it didn't feel "value" or "rule-type" there, its "object-locator" nowhere/undefined now = false :
►Uncaugt index.nope : fück you 3
TypeError : Assignment delete most your code and copy that one guy code from youtube/some old blog website again.

VHS Burner: Hex collapsible portable outdoor bbq and fire pit

GPU: SAPPHIRE Radeon X1300XT DirectX 9 100162L 256MB 128-Bit GDDR2 PCI Express x16 CrossFireX Support CrossFire Video Card

GPS:Honda’s Electro Gyrocator.

GPA: 0.0 in understanding math

Storage Device:Floppy diskette Type SS SD 200 mm 256kB

PSU: DiabloTek Series 500-Watt ATX Power Supply PSDA500

Drive/harddisk: Seagate 2TB Hard Drive 3.5

Secondary Drive:google drive.

Third drive: My driver license.

Fourth drive: Onedrive

Drawing Tablet: Painting Board Kids Colorful Plastic Magnetic Drawing Tablet

CPU Warmer: ESSENTIALS C02TW17 2-Slice Toaster in White

Case: Case of the S.S. "Wimbledon"

The RGB Colour on it is my favorite color Infrared

The pc fans: Minka Aire Vintage Gyro 42" Oil Rubbed Bronze Ceiling Fan-Dual with LED Light

My power outlet 10 amp 80 volt

Os: Ubuntu Kylin

My gaming Table : Maya Cane Side Table

My gaming chair: Helinox incline festival chair tie dye

All my gear is sponsored by sugarmoma my mother


i'm the kind of gamer that all bills and no chuck (The complete series)

- ◄═════════════▓═► Bans at the local kindergartens
- ◄══════════▓════► Remember to buy bananas ✔
- ◄═▓═════════════► Times i touch my wife that dont know im her wife yet.
- ◄═════════════▓═► Reddit likes
- ◄════════════▓══► Number of Christopher Walken fanfics
Why my hammster left me for a thai massage
Quotes to live by

music to set you in the mood to read this quotes of wisdom [soundcloud.com]


friends are like snowflakes if you pee on them they disappear - The peepee poopoo man

give a man a fish and you feed him for the day give a man a poisoned fish and you feed him for a lifetime - Confuzius

Man with feet firmly planted on the ground have trouble putting on his pants - Im Confused Lus Too

A hole in your hand is better than a hand in your hole - Sun tzu art of war

you are what you make so never combine Bismuth.Technetium and hydrogen - Bil the science guy

that moment when you peeing feels so good you start crying - Jaden smith

I think something wrong with Piglet! He just killed my wife - Christopher robin

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food - Jonathan Q. Arbuckle

How boss baby came around paying taxes for 20 years is a mystery - gringotts the giving head goblin

Somebody ring the Dinkster - Dinky Winks

With great power come great electricity bill - Ben your personal banker

Reddirect the darkness and bring me the plug hounds - Mr. Electric

how do people who hate small talk plan on beging in a stustained meaningful relationships what are you gonna do "Hi honey im home do you think freewil truly exists - Moon dragon

I want my funeral to be an escape room and the final key is inside my asś - Malice

if your believe everything made by a AI is made by humans because they make them then that means god made furry pörn - Valepernikus

Want to hear some bad stolen jokes


There are three types of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can’t.

I sold my vacuum the other day. All it was doing was collecting dust.

Three fish are in a tank. One asks the others, “How do you drive this thing?”

I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.

eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.

I wrote a song about a tortilla. Actually, it’s more of a wrap.

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care.

Did you hear about the dull pencil? It ok if not was pointless anyway.

Why do birds fly south for the winter? It's too far to walk.


if that didn't do it for you what about my stolen pictures and memes

i want to know the story how this happened [ibb.co]

the dream car of the real beta yogurt males out there [ibb.co]

when they ask how i like my toast [ibb.co]

where there is a will there is a way [ibb.co]

based on a true story [ibb.co]

yeah that be 900 dollars we only take card [ibb.co]

Trust me bro its works [ibb.co]

everybody is curious about the taste a least one time in life (dont open while you eat) [ibb.co]

Kids these days [postimg.cc]
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1.5 Hours played
This is probably the best racing game ever made, I have not meet anybody that doesn't like it and i have ask like all furries and Dwarfs in Tuvalu.


The music is close to perfect with song like Paris Theme and Underwater Theme both iconic. if you ask me better then "Dramatic Chipmunk Hey" The most acceptable best song ever. I know it a controversial opinion but i think so.

There are the best voice actors in the game stars like.Ahmed Best.Rich Dietl and many more.

The game play is something new and exciting never seen before.

The game is not to hard or to easy is the perfect balance.

All characters have so much personality you really feel for them.
i cry a little in the scene when the purple hippopotamus died sure to say not my proudest fap

It a true masterpiece it the absolute peak of gaming. I only think Minecraft 2 could be the game that beat it as the best game.
This game changed my life every day i think about it life tips.
like "Wikipedia are made by evil alien from alaska, The real way to read the artikel is to only read every 5 line text"

And yes it do brought dead grandmas back to life just way more sexier and skeleton.

there only two bad thing theres
Most of the characters are way too hot i can't not keep my pants on while playing it.
Too much water.
7.8/10


Still holds up in 2022

I'm so excited for a sequel of it

日本語がわからない
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0.5 Hours played
Click To Ten has so many emotional scenes that really show some great character building and beautiful graphical. this game is close to be as good as wild animals racing. All i trying to says is that there's a time before playing click to ten, & a time after playing click to ten it a most play and it free
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Roses are red, i am dumb, i stuck 10 creame eggs up my bum
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gamers with schizophrenia - Public Group
dont believe the government, dont believe the CIA, dont believe the cult of saturn, dont believe the interdimensional demons, dont believe the false reality, you are in a coma
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I hope just one of them is gonna be a DLC character for smash
Items Up For Trade
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Items Owned
864
Trades Made
2,412
Market Transactions
1 tf2 key each just send me a trade offer
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You asked for it Mr.Orange player model
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Converted from GTA SA to Gmod by me. GTA SA Model by JL MODS HD. Pictures by Lil Rusty. PAC3 Needed to attach the model to player.
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Check out another guide i made with super silly cats
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for good mood before getting destroy in a game of Counter-Strike
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If you survive long enough in hide and go seek, you unlock the secret final boss. The police.
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If a piñata doesn't break, is it broken ?
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"DO NOT TOUCH" would probably be a really unsettling thing to read in braille.
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Gave you an extra award for such a ballin' comment. ;D
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