Recent reviews by Chris Actual

Shoot anime girls until they ***!

What's not to like?

Plays like a beta, six years after launch and there are still bugs, the grind is intense, game could be fixed with mods, but there is no official mod support so it remains imperfect.

Story is minimal, it just takes forever to get a few lines of dialog so it seems longer.

Very promising... if it was early access! It would be a good base to build a great game on. But it's six years out and this isn't going to happen.

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The game makes it seem like you might get to make ethical choices and that there might be consequences. NOPE. There is exactly one path to finishing the game, it involves doing evil, and there are ZERO consequences.



I can't give it a positive rating.

Hard.
Addicting.
Fun? Not really.

It's less of a game and more of a story with gaming elements..Just like sunless sea.
It's definitely not a card game, it's a story/puzzle that uses "cards" but you could easily call them tokens or just boxes. It's more like a one player board game.

It feels unfinished. It's definitely not polished.
I played fifty hours, so it is addicting. If you want a cognitive challenge that will keep you up all night, this is game. Wish I had never bought it.

Remember the cool story mode the first game had?
This game doesn't have that.
It doesn't have much of anything really. It's like they started a game and decided to make the demo the whole game.

Go play the first game. This is a shallow copy with somewhat improved graphics.

It's a crappy version of space invaders.

Go play a web version of that. it's more fun.

Asset flip.

Just took a couple templates and threw a few random pixel asset on it.

Controls are also bad.

Trash controls.

The maze on the menu at Denny's is more user friendly.

If you are reading this and it's free, sure why not. Might be fun for you.

If it's not free or it has premium DLC, Skip it. it's a trap!

I have had more fun parking my car.

Not worth the asking price. Not even worth twenty five cents.

I have had more fun at the grocery store.
Controls are mushy, game runs like crap on modern hardware. It's clearly a mobile game that was ported.

Not worth buying, even for fifty cents.

No redeeming value. Doesn't even have trading cards.