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3 people found this review helpful
3.5 hrs on record (3.4 hrs at review time)
Very very fun game, decent graphics, the option to command or be commanded (Infantry).
Vehicles handle awesome!
Never encountered bugs yet, but I'll let minor ones slide since this is based off Source.

Please, PLEASE, in the name of all things good, revive this game's playerbase!!!!!!
Posted 24 September, 2016. Last edited 24 September, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
13.8 hrs on record (8.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I fully recommend this game to all of my friends!

This is one of the FEW zombie FPS games that don't feel cookie-cutter, but there are some bugs (Obviously, it's a Source game, so expect bugs.)

The graphics, characters, and zombies are Pretty good, it's just ONE con, NO FEMALE CHARACTERS!!!

The melee weapons need some reworking too, I've swung directly at the face of a walker, and it never registered at all.


The final thing that needs reworking is the zombie's hitboxes, I've fired directly at the face of a walker that was STANDING STILL and it never hit it!


The PROS:
Arena Mode: Straight-up awesome! Fighting a mixture of hordes of bandits and zombies with every weapon at your disposal!

Objective: Exactly what it says, complete objectives, kill zombies, and try not to get infected! Taking a lethal hit from the zombies infects you, which means zombies won't attack you, but you can't capture points, grab the briefcase or anything like that, but when you turn, eat your ex-buddies!

Deathmatch: Feels kind of like the old Quake games, run around and kill everyone, and collect better weapons and powerups!

That's my review on a really good FREE zombie FPS!
Posted 17 August, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
7.9 hrs on record (2.4 hrs at review time)
This game, were do I start? Oh yeah, IT'S ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ADORABLE!!!

On a more reviewy note, the music is fun, all you use is spacebar to fly, and you can unlock a pug wearing a sombrero, a sombrero people!!!

I'm considering getting a pug, tying a cape onto it's collar, and putting a sombrero on it's head.
Posted 21 July, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
10.7 hrs on record (10.7 hrs at review time)
This game is pretty good.

I like everything this game has to offer as a non-builder, but as a builder, it sucks!

-You cannot use alot of the textures/blocks you see on the default campaign maps which sucks since I'm working on a mildly secret map for now.

-The blocks seem a bit large in my opinion.

Only play this game if you don't plan on doing these two things:

1- Spend money on it.

2- Don't feel like creating, but instead playing other people's maps.

All-in-all, good for players, just not builders.
Posted 24 June, 2016.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
8.1 hrs on record (8.1 hrs at review time)
I'm stuck on the second tutorial level, I put my first card into the Support Zone, end my turn, the enemy puts her card in her Support Zone, then nothing happens, good thing the uninstall button isn't broken.


EDIT: A recent update has fixed this bug for me! Switching this to positive!
Posted 16 June, 2016. Last edited 24 June, 2016.
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10 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
2.3 hrs on record
Wow, just wow.
Let's get started on the review, shall we?


-This game is just straight-up awful.
-The graphics are a mixture of Unturned and failed Unity 3D modeling.
-The guns are very broken, don't use them AT ALL!

Melee weapons instakill ANYTHING!
There's a black zombie.

All-in-all, this game is just absolutely horrid.
Posted 10 June, 2016. Last edited 2 July, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
3.4 hrs on record
This game really made my day when I noticed that the Counter-Terrorists had no regard for hostages, even when I used one as a meat-shield, they shot right through him.
Posted 12 April, 2016.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1.8 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Some people think Creativerse is a "Minecraft Clone". But it's more than that, it has much better graphics, UI, and overall controls. The only thing they need to add is customization, and they really need to fix is connectivity.
Posted 23 March, 2016.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
18.2 hrs on record (5.1 hrs at review time)
Free HL1? Yes please!




























Nothing else to read here ╰( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )つ──☆*:・゚
Posted 29 January, 2016.
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1 person found this review funny
20.5 hrs on record (9.1 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
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Posted 10 January, 2016.
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