Hello

" Doge Yo ass is deck be a teeny n' it is like a weird deck fo' realz. Also Bubblz wants to bust a nut on yo' deck"- Knawner

If I threw a funky-ass basebizzle at ninety milez per minute fo' five seconds; then what tha ♥♥♥♥ is tha circumference of tha sun?- Knawner

Yo Doge, How tha ♥♥♥♥ is it going, ♥♥♥♥♥♥? Would you like ta play a game, ♥♥♥♥♥♥? If so, then you gotta answer tha straight-up original gangsta question. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy ♥♥♥♥♥♥. If you don't, I'ma be forced ta end you, ♥♥♥♥♥♥- Knawner

Hey look at that new yorker, 'lets play some baseball! - Beep

So I was wondering... I know you have peeped tha bee porno before so you would know how tha ♥♥♥♥ ta answer dis question without a thugged-out doubt. Would you ♥♥♥♥ a funky-ass bee?- Knawner

I like strap ons more.- Bubblz

Imagine being raped. - Bubblz

Is anyone here "taking the piss"? - Beep

SO here's what you do. You draw a huge penis but the balls are tits then you throw milk all over it and BAM instant evil monster from another realm. - Dogeacola

If you wanna make it go faster you gotta say moo - Bubblz

Your flag is very bright like an Icelandic wizard that has a crusty ass-- The opposite of sexy... - Knawner

♥♥♥♥
a moth is attacking me for real
I'm dying - Knawner

That's a sentence I realize I've never wanted to hear - Dogeacola

So better be excercising or I might surpass ya and milk your rat - Knawner

"I'm gonna go kill some hookers, Michael" - Dogeacola
"They only come out at night"

"Well that's okay I mean sometimes a penis be hard" - Dogeacola

"I wish I had some Porn Hub" - Knawner

oh
okay
♥♥♥♥
gotta get my pants off - Knawner

"recking ass is always more fun with friends. pro tip" - TheEpicOne

"Every man should be ready at a moment's notice to stuff a man." - Knawner

"i sent a fart in a jar to MIT and they sent me a restraining order
then i got an ancestrydna test" - Parr