Current Prime Minister of both Greenland and Iceland
Matsumi Inn, Front Desk Agent #1
"Official" Representative of Lowee
National Sardinian Badge of Salami, third ranking officer ID #3021946


Owner of the mythical grimoires: "The Book of Good Ideas", "The Book of Bad Ideas", "The Book of Answers", and "The Book of Secrets"

Just as a centaur is part man, part horse, so too am I...part man...part skeleton. Made up of bone, shaped like a man. Skeleton feet and skeleton hands, calcium strength at my command.


With the accuracy of a broken sextant, he fires his magnum. A magnum so powerful that it can fire bullets...bullets of gunpowder and metal.


I am the bone of my gun
Steel is my body and gunpowder is my blood
I have shot over a thousand bullets
Unknown to Death, Nor known to Life
Have withstood misfortune to create many magnums
Yet, those guns will never shoot anything
As I take aim, unlimited magnum works.