Brrrple
Dickwaffles McGee   United States
 
 
Puh Sea glitter as gold





mitochandria is the boss 4$$ beech of the cell
SUP? How's life?... Bet, here's some crumbs of info. 'bout meh:

Gender: ♪♫♬Imma dude, your a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes♪♫♬
Age: Legal
Sexual Orientation: Weenus up my b00bs and 4$$
Career: survivor of the 'rona

YOU BE COUGHING IN THE CLUB take yo broke ass home

Currently Offline
Mr.MudaPucker's Fun Box of Uselessness
Im not gay... but my boyfriend is.

Make DAT PAPER OOOOOooooo...
Yo Mom still live in a TENT Woooooah...
Your Dad didn't pay his rent Skeeeerrrrrrrt...

Imma weirdo soooooo, THOT BE GONE!!!

Say hi every once in a while or Imma kill you.... with love and affection. DAS GANGSTA BRAH!

HOLY Quotes by Friends of 2Ol8:

"Do not SPINK to me, unless you are SPOKEN to..." - BB4L
"When your GF black and you see the cops arresting her: Nuuuuuuu... Mi Negro " - BB4L
"Are you my dad?" - BB4L
"Hop in my Tesla" - BB4L
"Wanna hear a story... *ahem* Purple slept with his whole dorm" - BB4L

"Dafaq you mean brah!" - Light
"Purple you fat ♥♥♥♥!" - Light
"Purple... I'll suck yo' ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥!" - Light
"Yeah, I've got a hundred chinese kids in my basement" - Light
* SLAMS ♥♥♥♥ ON KEYBOARD * - Light
"Really!?... Really!? I'll suck your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ bro" - Light

"♥♥♥♥♥ I'll bend you over and spank yo ass with a spatula!" - Mi
"YOU a HOE!!!" - Mi
*Friends waiting for me to connect to voice, cuz its been a while* "So what you're saying is that: I should connect to the chat while I'm peeing?" THEM: YES! *puts mic to the sounds of my streaming piss*
"WHOEVER shot me with an awp... yo mum a hoe" *light shoots me in the head, with an awp, at spawn* =w=
"I'M HERE TO EXER-CISE YO BISH" -mi

BB4L: "I love you dude"
Me: "If you love then.... suck dis ♥♥♥♥"
BB4L: *gurgling from hell*
Me: "Oh my gawd, didnt think you'd actually do it"
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He saw the Christmas Spirit
Brrrple 3 Jan, 2019 @ 6:27pm 
Mah ♥♥♥♥♥♥ good ♥♥♥♥♥♥ sweet... ♥♥♥♥♥♥ good enough to eat
Gu 17 May, 2018 @ 10:06am 
Thank you!
Gu 15 Apr, 2018 @ 9:27am 
Pro on csgo
♛Geesus♛ 15 Apr, 2018 @ 9:13am 
Crackhead
Brrrple 14 Feb, 2018 @ 7:53pm 
:8bitheart: :8bitheart: Happy Valentines day u smexy MF'r! :8bitheart: :8bitheart:
Gu 14 Feb, 2018 @ 1:41pm 
Happy Valentines day!:HeartPix: