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This profile offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese-filipino-mexicunt hybrid alien agnostic-atheist basket weaver who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra porn naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. Im also a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog with cat of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper sonic death whos in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump, assuming bloodthirsty shieldwall-loving cisgender heterosexual sexist racist based Top Guy white-privilege misogynistic biased(based) Nazi terrorist Nordic ice ape aren't home

good gamer

Rust! Hear it? The gnashing of teeth in the coming silence! Only the whirring horde can appease the Lawnmower God! Prepare the blades, for the grass shall tremble at their song!

cool under pressure

rep pretty good player <3